I just had a great idea.

Yes?

Chocolate army men.

As in the candy or in a 70s funk black man sort of way?

Holy… as in the candy!

Well, it would have worked either way.

A little Parliament Funkadelic chocolate city?

Exactly.

I can’t even picture you listening to P-Funk.

Why not? I enjoy Boosty Collins!

Still, I can’t see it.

Well I didn’t discover them until I was about twenty.

Oh, ok.

I used to strip to them.

You were a stripper?

Now, Jacob, let’s be honest. Which surprises you more? That I spent a few months as a stripper or that I stripped to the P-Funk All-Stars?

Honestly?

Always.

P-Funk.

I knew it!

Well!

Have you ever, oh of course you haven’t, but it works really well.

Funk in general would, I imagine.

Yes.

So you were a stripper?

For a month or two. I was young and stupid and perky. What can I say?

Wait, but what was your stripper name?

No way.

Oh, but I gotta know. I bet Mark knows!

I don’t remember if he does or not, actually.

Tell me?

Nope.

If I guessed right would you tell me?

Nope!

Daphne.

How did you know that?

I knew it!

So you admit it?

Damn it. How did you know?

You do love Scooby-Doo.

Damn those kids and their dog!