Wanna hear a joke?

Sure.

It’s kinda dirty.

Good!

Why don’t Canadians like giving head?

Why not?

Brain freeze!

…really?

Yeah cause it’s cold, see, because it’s Canada? So… like… a popsicle… and…

Oh, no, I understood it. I just didn’t want it.

You don’t think it’s funny.

I think it’s funny that you think it’s funny, does that count?

No!

Oh, then never mind.

What do you mean “never mind”?

The joke. It was, uhm, funny. Yup. Sure, why not?

You’re really crappy at being sarcastic.

Was that sarcasm?

No!

Uh-huh.

Grrr!

I can’t help it if your joke wasn’t funny.

Was too funny.

Was not.

Too!

Not!

Too!

Not!

Too times infinity plus one no backsies!

…wow you had siblings.

You know it.

Still wasn’t funny, though.

I will shiv you.

My mon Bats, he don’t shiv.

You went right for the Frank Miller?

How do you combat a shiv attempt?

No, I got nothing.

There we are then.