Manimal?

Maybe!

No way, for me.

Mark, explain.

Not that he was really cute but, I dunno he could turn into a hawk or something right?

A hawk? He could turn into any animal at all.

So there you go then.

But we’re playing dateable or not. How does that factor in to dating him?

Hawks are cool.

You’re so odd. Anyway, your turn.

Robocop.

Seriously?

Yes. Would you date Robocop, or, for you, Jake, I guess a female Robocop.

At the start of the first movie or at the end when he’s all weepy and “Don’t look at me, I’m a monnnnstaaaaa” annoying EmoRoboCopOut?

At the start.

Then yes. But never that dumb guy who remembers being human. I wanna date the guy who’s all “Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.”

That’s a good thing?

Sure! Think about it, we go to dinner and he has to leave to stop crime? That’s a valid reason, Robodate, sir!

Well I say no. You can’t snuggle with metal.

Wow. That’s… very… classically stereotypical feminine of you Jake.

You sayin’ I’m a girl?

I’m saying you sound like a little girl. Yes. With pigtails.

Also what is that?

What’s what?

No love for the metal dudes? Cyborg? Does Cyborg get love?

From Teen Titans?

Yes! How about him?

Metal isn’t cuddly.

A whole group of people who just get no love. As far as you’re concerned they should just suffer in the dark. Uncool.

Naw, I just don’t wanna do it. You can go snuggle them all if you want.

You’re both crazy. Anyway!

Right, my turn. Uhm… an Alien, from, like, the movie, Alien.

That’d be a great way to introduce yourself. Hi, I’m an alien, from the movie Alien. Have you met my wife, Alien? She’s also in the movie Alien.”

Wait, Manimal only got a maybe but the alien get sa clean yes? What is wrong with you? But regardless! You go on your date and then you die from acid, what, no why would anyone say yes to this idea?

I’d say yes.

What?

Sure!

So your date would be you being killed and implanted with a chest buster.

Oh, I don’t know. I think maybe a nice Italian joint, some wine, the alien will relax and we could have a nice night.

You’re crazed.

You are.

I think you guys are just too strict and pre-judgmental.

You are, in fact, more mental than we are. It’s true.

Yeah!

Ha! Fine then, you two, what about Skeletor?

Yes!

Wait is it even your turn?

Who cares? Dating Skeletor would be awesome. We would all date Skeletor!

Uhm…

You’ll date Skeletor is Skeletor says you will!

Skeletor has problems with the word “no.”

And the word He-Man.

Put them together and you have…

Crappy fanfic?

That too!