Hey.

Hey.

What’s up?

Uhm, Mark? Take the next urinal, huh?

What, we were talking.

We can still talk.

But now if some guy comes in he’ll have to use the one between us and then we’ll be talking over him.

How long do you intend to pee?

Huh?

Do you have, I don’t know, an enlarged prostate?

What, no!

Then you should be able to finish peeing fast enough this will never be a problem.

I guess but…

No, Mark. Never. Never ever.

If you say so. But hey, at least you aren’t worried I’m just trying to catch a peek.

Why would I think that?

Lots of guys do, once they know you dig dudes.

Oh, I guess.

Anyway, I didn’t mean anything by it.

No I realize, I just get a little pee-shy if encroached upon.

Fair. Uhm, wanna go back to the bar? I mean…

You mean it’s odd to stand around and have a conversation in a bathroom?

It is. But I never noticed how big this bathroom is, before right now. This isn’t a bad place to have a conversation.

Or to pee.

It is a fine place to pee!

Did I come in at a bad moment?

Not at all! Isn’t this a fine bathroom for peeing?

Uhm.

It is, right?

I’m gonna go back out the way I came in.

Don’t you have to pee?

Damn it, I do!

Well, you’re in the right place. Seeya soon man. C’mon Sven.

Later, Dan!

Yeah, I’ll see you guys, you know, back at the table… where you’ve obviously had too much to drink.

Ha! We were just discussing peeing!

This is my point.