I know how we can improve movies!

Go back to 2-D?

Push it even further! Smell-O-Movies!

They tried that once, it was called Smell-O-Vision. It failed.

Well but this would be different.

How? How would it be different? Besides the name!

Well the na… right, besides that. I think we could use more realistic smells.

Maybe you haven’t noticed but part of the problem is that you can only smell two things in a movie theatre these days.

What?

It’s true. Only two. Fake butter and pee.

Ew?

Yes, they have many similarities pee and fake butter. But still, that’s it.

I guess we could maybe use that… uhm… somehow?

If you want to make a movie about self-sufficient hobo cows, sure.

Self-sufficient hobo cows?

Self-sufficient hobo cows.

I don’t even…

Well it would be a hobo, and so hiding and peeing where it could, sneakily.

Uhm, all right.

And self-sufficient because it milked itself and churned up some fresh butter!

This is horrible.

Sure, but it would be the perfect film for Smell-O-Vision.

Smell-O-Movies!

Whatever.

I am not making a movie about peeing cows making their own butter!

I’m just saying, it would be a perfect fit. Because otherwise whatever you pump into the theatre will be overwhelmed anyway.

Peeing self-milking cows!

Self churning, too, don’t forget.

This is why you don’t make movies!

Because we already have David Lynch?

…YES!