Such a mistake.
What was?
I made a big mistake, Mark.
Uh-huh. What blew up?
Nothing blew up, but I’m telling you…
No, you aren’t. So tell me. Go on.
Well, remember last week, April first…
Uh-huh. Who did you prank and why are you whining about it now?
I’m not whining.
You are, but go on.
Well I decided to prank Natasha.
Oooh, mistake.
Well but I thought it would be funny!
Mmm-hmm. So what went wrong?
Well I decided to make her think I was asking her out.
Oh no.
I did the whole routine, the stammer, the shyness, I played it perfectly, and then I said I had a card for the occasion, to ask her correctly.
The card was the blow-off?
Yeah, it said “April Fool’s! But you know I love you, Sven.”
Aaaand then she punched you in the spleen?
No. She said I had to take her out on a date.
HAHAHAHA! As payback?
Yeah. And that’s tomorrow. I don’t want to go on a date with Natasha. That’s far too odd.
Where’s the problem? You go out to dinner with a friend. Oh no, she calls it a date to mess with your head, but so what?
Oh you wish it were that simple. No she said it had to be a date. I’m renting a tux, Mark. A tux!
Well, it would be a date with Natasha. She decided on where you’re taking her, too, didn’t she?
Good guess. But this is all just creepy.
Well it isn’t like you have to worry about getting to second base with her.
Gah!
Exactly. No, that would just be…
Creepy and wrong and twisted?
Yes, that.
Guh.
Whatever, still, enjoy your date. Though if it is a date, I bet she tries to kiss you at least, just to freak you out.
She better not!
I have to say I don’t get why you are always this flipped out about ‘Tashi and all.
She’s like my sister. It’s just so very wrong.
Well. Have a good date. Don’t stay out too late and, you know, bring protection, just in case, Slugger.
GAH!
April 7th, 2011 on 10:32 am
this isn’t a webcomic
April 7th, 2011 on 10:33 am
Thank you for your input. I’ll be sure to take it under consideration as I move forward.
…oh, no I won’t. Sorry.
April 7th, 2011 on 1:41 pm
It’s true. It’s not a webcomic at all.
I’m pretty sure it’s better.
April 7th, 2011 on 1:48 pm
No, I would still say it is a webcomic. Thanks though.
April 8th, 2011 on 1:25 am
and that wasn’t very constructive, joeb. what a dickhead.
April 8th, 2011 on 9:16 am
So much for constructive criticism, huh? Anyway, I’d actually like to see Tashy and Sven give relationship a try, I’m pretty sure it would give a lot of good opportunities for jokes (especially if they moved in together… I can already imagine Tashy first time Sven blows something of hers up 0.o’) However I’m jumping to conclusions here, it would be VERY much like Tashy to do this just to freak Sven out, she seems to like that xD
April 8th, 2011 on 9:18 am
Eh, ppl are entitled to not like stuff or think stuff isn’t what they want. It’s all good.
DFJ: Oh there’s a long term plan here. MUAHAHAHA.
April 8th, 2011 on 9:26 am
Ohhh, the “evil author laugh” never a good sign 0.o’! or wait, it often is^^
April 11th, 2011 on 8:52 am
Can”t wait to read the aftermath of that date…