I don’t think people think things through enough.
Sure, I can see that.
It annoys me.
Why do I have the feeling you’re after something specifically?
Well, consider the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
He is being considered now, continue.
Mighty hunter, everyone is all about how awesome they are.
They are pretty awesome.
Ever think about all the things they can’t do?
You mean, what with being extinct and all?
No I mean, regardless of that!
No, I’m sure the being extinct part hinders them a lot…
Yes, sure, but even if they weren’t!
Then they’d be very confused, I think.
But also? They can’t use a long bow. Ever.
Uhm. Well they have pea-sized brains, so…
And tiny tiny arms! You can’t pull a bowstring back with those!
I admit you are correct. In the tiny arms, no range aspect.
Thank you.
And wrong on so many levels…
Wrong about what?
Just, in the head.
Oh, sure, mock!
No problem, thanks.
They also could never play the trombone! Tiny arms! No way to pull the…
I just tried to picture a T-Rex with a trombone. That’s some quality image there.
This is serious.
No it isn’t.
The plight of the Tyrannosaur…
Is that like the Flight of the Bumblebee? Could you hum a few bars? Or, hey could you play some of it, on a trombone? With tiny, tiny arms?
Poor T-Rex.
Tiny arms all a-wiggle! HAHAHAHAHA!
How would you like it if that were you?
That was extinct?
That was being made fun of for the shortness of limbs!
Nothing on me short enough to mock, man.
Spoken with confidence.
I ain’t no T-Rex nowhere.
Isn’t that a line from Point Break or something?
No but it should’ve been.
Still, regardless! Listen! We have to take this seriously.
No, we really and truly don’t.
But…
Nope. No way. Not at all.
