All right. Let’s do this.

Are you sure?

We don’t have a choice!

All right then!

Wait, before we go any further, I have to ask…

Sven! This isn’t the time to pause for reflection! This is war!

This is a water balloon fight, outside, when it’s still lower than fifty out!

Which is why it is important we win and do not get hit!

That would be very cold.

Yes! And I do not want to be very cold, Sven!

Then why did you agree to this?

It was a matter of honor.

Honor?

Yes, Sven, Yes. Those fools in apartment 6B mocked my shoes. For that they must pay.

With a water balloon fight.

Would you think swords at dawn a better idea?

I’m just wondering what adults use ice cold water balloon fights to get justice and why anyone agrees to it.

The best ones. Now shut up and get ready.

I’m ready. It’s just water balo-OH MY GOD THAT’S COLD!

This is war, Sven! Of course it’s cold! But we mustn’t give in!

Give in? I can’t feel part of my chest.

I told you to wear layers, Sven! I told you!

And I didn’t listen! I know!

Did you at least wear thick jeans?

Oh god, they wouldn’t, they wouldn’t!

They… AIEEEEEE COLD BOOBS they would and you know it! But we fight on! For honor! For victory! For those really nice pumps they mocked!

I will destroy them with the power of my water!

Balloons, dearling, please, otherwise it sounds as if you’re going to pee on them.

They’ll wish I had peed on them!

Uhm. Excuse?

Well it would be warmer, see. Than the ice cold water balloons.

Mmmm. And yet no, that just sounds… it makes me want to…

AAAAAAAAAAA!

Yes, throw a balloon into your crotch myself, exactly.

…why?

Well now it looks as if you did pee yourself. And thus we come full circle.

I hate you.

But now we must fight them again, not each other!

No I think I’m going to just throw these at you.

Sven!

You started it!

Hey, wait, AAAAAAAAAIE!

Yup, down the pants is a bitch, isn’t it?

Oh you’ll pay for that!

Uhm, the other guys are leaving.

Who cares about them, c’mere!

Hey, no, shoes, remember! Fight them not me. Ack, hey!

You wanted this to be me and you and now it is!

I was kidding?

Grrr.

Natasha… put the water balloons down.

Rrrrrr.

Good Natasha. Niiiice Natasha. Stay?

RRRRRrrrRRR!

Tell my family I loved them?

Mmmhmmm…

…meep…