So you need to explain this to me.

A pleasure!

How will we revolutionize all of music, exactly?

Well planned cover bands.

Yes, you mentioned Thereministry.

An all Theremin Ministry cover band would be huge.

But even so, it’s a big field.

Well, we could be like that guy.

Oh. That guy, of course. Which guy?

The guy who formed 98 Degrees and N-Sync and all. He built boy bands for a living.

And we would build all Theremin bands?

Those too, but mostly cover bands.

Of course, how silly of me. Right.

It’s a huge market.

No one really likes cover bands though.

Correction, my friend, no one likes cover bands that are bland.

Ahhh I begin to see! We only start memorable acts.

Exactly!

Like MiniKISS!

Yup! That’s the idea!

Maybe a They Might Be Giants cover band then.

I would think that is a sadly untapped market.

But special! We can call it: They Might Be Midgets.

This is how we will become rich, my friend. This is how.

It is, who could ignore that band?

No one, or at least no one worth knowing.

And then once we cement They Might Be Midgets we can go on to form other bands as well.

Pie.

Excuse me?

Our Cake cover band.

Of course it is!

How will we not end up as media moguls?

I can’t imagine. And after all of these bands take off we introduce Thereministry.

And they start phase two, the Theremin takeover of the music world.

Theremin is the new cowbell!

Pass it on!

Uhm, to who?

To everyone! Uhm, but only after we start so they don’t steal the idea.

Right, we wouldn’t want to get there-jacked.

That would bring shame upon our families, man.

It would be on our gravestones.

Here lie two guys who had a great idea. And wuz robbed.

Wuz is a nice touch.

I’m keeping it real.

Real space age, with a Theremin.

Mmm-hmmm.