Mark Spring’s almost here.

Sven Yup.

Mark Do we have everything lined up?

Happy Sven I think so.


Mark Hey, the first spring party is important.

Sven We should have a place with a pool.

Happy Mark Score! Heated?

Sven If need be, but hopefully not.

Mark Ever wonder about that?

Sven Heated pools? No.

Mark No the word. Pool.

Sven What about it?

Mark Well a pool is a contained body of water for swimming.

Sven This is true.

Mark But we also play pool which is a totally different, non-water related game.

Happy Sven Maybe we should merge them?

Mark No, floating pool tables are too hard.

Happy Sven No! Think about it for a minute!

Happy Mark Oh my lord. Pool noodles.

Sven And colored pool balls.

Happy Mark A few nets…

Happy Sven And we have invented Pool Pool!

Mark Pool squared?

Happy Sven Pool Pool!

Happy Mark Pool Pool! We can not have just invented this.

Sven Have you ever heard of it before, under any name?

Mark No. But I mean, come on! Hitting inflatable balls with pool noodles to get them into big nets in the corner and sides of the pool – that can’t be brand new. It can’t be!

Happy Sven Oh yes it could be. Imagine it!

Happy Mark We would be pioneers.

Happy Sven They would speak of us in hushed tones.

Mark Or just drink beers.

Happy Sven Yeah. So the place is set for the party. First official day of spring.

Happy Mark Awesome. And now we can play Pool Pool.

Happy Sven I love Pool Pool.

Mark You’ve never even played Pool Pool.

Happy Sven I already love it in my heart.