We should start a band.

You and me? What would we play?

Not just you and me, the whole gang.

We’re a gang now? Do we get denim vests?

Like in Warriors?

Exactly like in Warriors.

Yes. But seriously let’s start a band.

Do you even play an instrument?

What?

Oh man. All right, I don’t know that any of us do.

So?

Uhm. How are we going to form a band if none of us can play?

It didn’t stop the Sex Pistols!

I suppose that’s true.

You know it’s true. There’s a long tradition of this.

So we’d be a punk band?

Ever hear of a great classical music band that can’t play?

I’ve never heard of a classical music band.

Fine, orchestra, then.

We don’t have enough people to form an orchestra.

You know what I mean!

I do, and no I’ve never heard of that.

Given our niche…

Which is not being able to play anything…

Exactly! Given that we kinda have to be a punk band.

All right then what would you play? Lead guitar?

I was thinking Theremin.

Theremin! Punk Theremin!

Genius, no?

I admit to liking this. Maybe we could all play unusual instruments.

Zeusaphones!

Those are the Tesla coils, right?

Uh-huh!

Yes! I will play the Zeusaphone! Natasha can play the didgeridoo!

This will be the greatest band ever on Earth.

What can we call it?

A band this awesome? I don’t know.

We need a name that lives up to the band.

We do. How about the Awesomes?

Eh, too obvious. What about the Beastones?

They are already a band.

No!

Yup.

How grand.

I know! Still we need a name.

I’ve got it. Harold’s Purple Crayon.

What?

Harold’s Purple Crayon. Like the book?

I understood it, I just didn’t expect it.

Well?

I love it!

Yeah! Let’s go tell everyone else!

To the Batphones, Sven!

Atomic contact lists to power!

Dialers to speed!

Let’s call out!