Evolution is a tricky thing.

Well, yes and no.

Sharks haven’t really evolved in millions of years or something, right?

Sure.

But what if they did?

Uhm, all right, so what?

Well they would evolve! And change!

That would be the idea, over thousands of years, but sure. I’m not sure why they would start now…

Don’t worry about the why. I am saying, it is happening.

All right. Sure. Evolving shark.

And birds used to be dinosaurs, right?

Uhm, yes?

So! Those lizards evolved into birds! And sharks, sharks just sat there. So maybe there’s a link.

Between sharks and birds?

Yes!

Well… no.

There could be! And I submit to you that either way, evolution trends toward making everything better at what it does. And as such, sharks would be better killers.

I suppose?

Yes! And so they will develop many of the same criteria that eagles have! Wings! Eyesight the works. And they will be so spectacular we will have to abandon the name shark for it shall be too plain!

You’re really getting into this.

We will have to call them Awesome!

Awesome?

Yes! “Hey, Bob, did you see that Awesome over there?” I sure did, Ted. I hope that Awesome doesn’t fly back over here!”

The Awesome!

Because it will be!

I can not argue this.

Of course you can’t.

And when it hunted you it would be called an Awesome Attack.

Yes! You will have been awesomed to death!

Death by Awesome!

A horrible but respectable way to go.

Maybe we could make it better and breed in an electric eel!

Oh my god…

Then it could be a Shock and Awesome!

Wow… yeah. Man. Man! We need to get on this!

We really do. But first another round. Inventing the best predators ever is thirsty work.