Sad Mel Awww man!

Dan What?

Angry Mel Stupid bottle!

Dan Uhm, Melly mel?


Angry Mel The stupid bottle of moisturizer I keep in my purse came open!

Dan Oh, guh. That just sounds…

Angry Mel Like a purse fill of goo? That’s because you know what it is, Dan?

Sad Dan A purse full of goo?

Angry Mel A purse full of goo.

Dan That sucks.

Mel I mean really, if I ordered the purse bukkake with my lunch then fine. But I did not.

Happy Dan Is that on the menu?

Happy Mel Oh, I hope not. Oh… oh please let it not be.

Happy Dan Try out new grilled cheese! As an added bonus, an elephant will spooge in your handbag.

Happy Mel Oh Dumbo has fallen on hard times!

Happy Dan He flies through the air with the greatest of ease, the spooging young elephant needs no trapeze!

Sad Mel I have to clean this off everything in my purse. It’s all warm and… ick.

Dan Just don’t think about it. Get home and dump the purse out into the sink. Then go from there.

Mel Have you cleaned out purses before?

Happy Dan No, just common sense.

Happy Mel Uh-huh. You’ve done this to people, haven’t you? Just… right in a pocket or a book bag or whatever.

Happy Dan Mel, if I could fill a book bag with a single shot I would be far richer than I am now.

Happy Mel Yeah that would make you pretty famous, huh?

Happy Dan I would stop forest fires! Sploosh!

Happy Mel Oh but think of the little forest creatures!

Happy Dan Oh, yeah. Huh.

Happy Mel Poor sticky deer.

Happy Dan Birds knocked from the sky!

Happy Mel This is… getting worse. We should pay the bill and go.

Happy Dan All right.

Happy Mel I just need to grab my wall… ARGH! I forgot my purse was filled with moisturizer!

Happy Dan Surprise bukkake!

Angry Mel Here!

Angry Dan Hey don’t flick that at me!

Happy Mel Surprise bukkake!