So here’s a question.

I’ll do my best.

How many food are named after body parts that don’t really exist?

Like buffalo wings?

Exactly like them. Buffalo wings, chicken fingers, lady fingers…

Ladies have fingers!

Yeah but they aren’t, I mean it’s a cake…

But they exist, no stick by your parameters. Nuggets? Does anything have nuggets in reality?

Nuggets aren’t supposed to be a body part. At least… I hope to God they aren’t.

What part of the body would a nugget be?

Can we not go there?

Fine. So what else?

I don’t know that’s why I’m asking. I got to two. That’s it.

There have to be more.

I’m thinking so.

Uhm. Frogs have legs…

Indeed they do!

Candy hearts?

Are you saying all candy is heartless?

Well… yes, yes I am!

But it’s the shape they mean. The shape.

But buffalo wings are wings, just not from a buffalo.

Oooh, good point, all right, I’ll allow candy hearts.

Thank you.

There have to be more, right?

Spotted dick!

That’s a pudding thing, right?

Yeah. But it’s pudding made from fat.

Wait what?

Yeah! It’s a suet pudding with fruit and served with a custard, mostly.

That’s vile.

It truly is.

And has no penis in it!

Well, if the fat came from…

Oh man, right, so we can’t toss spotted dick in the list, can we?

It’s on some horrible, horrible fence.

All right, I don’t want to keep going with this. I’m done.

Suet pudding did you in?

Yes!

Huh. Did I mention it was steamed?

Sven!

Just checking.