I just had the most chilling thought…

Oh?

Totally. Like bone chilling. I didn’t know you could chill bones, but it turns out you can.

And what has you so spooked?

Do you realize that there is no good way to stop a zombie chicken?

What the crap?

Think about it! Cut the head off a chicken and what happens?

It runs around anyway. Yeah, hey… didn’t that one chicken live like five years without a head?

Mike the headless chicken. He lived eighteen months man, not five years.

Still! Eighteen months!

This is my point! You kill zombies by removing the head! Except a zombie chicken wouldn’t be stopped by that!

Oh my lord, it’s true. This is why I moved in with you man, to learn stuff like this at two in the morning. Should we go to bed? Don’t you have to work?

Yes! And yes! But zombie chickens could take over! How do you expect me to go and sleep knowing that if I didn’t share it?

It gets worse, you know.

What?!

Chickens are, in many ways, dinosaurs. So a dinosaur zombie…

Zombie dinosaur…

Whatever. Would be just as impossible to kill!

Holy crap!

Unstoppable zombie dinosaurs!

This is madness!

It’s crazypants!

Unstoppable zombie dinosaurs!

I just…

It sounded good so I…

Well, sure but…

You don’t own it, is all I’m saying.

Not saying I do.

All right then.

So anyway!

Unstoppable zombie dinosaurs!

Unstoppable zombie dinosaurs!