Sad Tashi I need a drink. And meat. A burger. Rare.

Mel Oh no, what happened?

Sad Tashi A great sadness.

Mel Roberto?

Sad Tashi Roberto!


Angry Mel What happened?

Angry Tashi He felt threatened.

Mel By you?

Angry Tashi Yes! By me! Can you imagine?!

Mel Uhm, right this second? Kinda, yeah.

Angry Tashi Melina!

Mel What! I’m just sayin’!

Sad Tashi I am not imposing or threatening.

Mel You can be.

Sad Tashi But I liked him a whole lot.

Sad Mel Well, that sucks. I mean, no really, it sucks. I’m sorry.

Tashi So you think I am too threatening?

Mel Well, too threatening for what? I’m not scared of you, but I know you really well.

Sad Tashi Shouldn’t he have known me well, too?

Mel Well he should’ve but he obviously didn’t. So who needs him?

Sad Tashi I might?

Mel Wrong!

Tashi Yes, truth’s, I suppose you’re right.

Mel Of course I am!

Tashi I still want meat, rare, and the drinking.

Mel And you’ll have them.

Tashi Well, all right.

Mel And maybe then we should go for some karaoke!

Tashi What?

Happy Mel It could cheer you up.

Tashi What about being forced to sing an Ace of Base song would cheer anyone up?

Mel That was only that one time I made you do that.

Tashi One doesn’t need to do that twice.

Happy Mel I’m sorry!

Tashi Damaging. Ace of Base. But wait, were you not banned from the karaoke bar?

Angry Mel Don’t remind me.

Tashi And then?

Mel This is a new place. Come on! We could go and bring Dan and maybe Mark and have a whole night of singing and fun.

Angry Tashi And no Ace of Base?

Mel No.

Angry Tashi All right. But this still sucks, the Roberto.

Sad Mel I know, honey.

Angry Tashi Now meat. Then drink and singing.

Mel Sounds like a plan.