This is a day that shall live in infamy!
You have no choice! You can not win!
Prepare yourself for destruction!
This! Is! Sparta!
Actually it’s the East Village.
Some nights people wear the same outfits though. It’s an easy mistake to make.
But you don’t get kicked down a hole for delivering bad news.
Uhm.
Wait, what?!
Well, no, but I kind of wish there was. Hey that should be a theme park ride!
A big hole?
Well, yeah! The Sparta Kick Ride!
A big hole?
With padding at the bottom.
So you would pay and then some guy would kick you in the chest…
More of a shove than a kick.
…and you’d fall down a hole?
Wearing a safety harness, and it would be padded at the bottom.
And you think this would be a good idea?
Oh man, imagine the pictures.
I hadn’t thought of those!
Yeah! Freeze frame shots of you flying backwards and falling? Priceless!
You may have something here.
I know I do!
Damn, we should get this done.
But for now? Don’t we have to finish this round?
Oh, right! Angry Cliche Wars! My bad.
You’re out of time!
All roads lead through me, and you shall not pass!
For victory! For Asgard!
For Asgard?
I like Thor. You giving up?
No retreat! No surrender!
Two men enter! One man leaves!
June 24th, 2010 on 8:58 am
“My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.”
June 24th, 2010 on 9:08 am
I love Middleman. Also, of course:
“My plan is draconian in its sheer complexity”
June 24th, 2010 on 2:55 pm
“Move or a shove”… Hate to nitpick, but did you mean ‘more of a shove’?
…”Shit just got real”
June 24th, 2010 on 3:02 pm
Don’t worry about nitpicking. Sometime I manage to typo. People poke me and I fix it. Makes for better reading for the nexzt guy. So thanks! And yes, I did mean more of ashove and fixed it.
June 24th, 2010 on 5:19 pm
“Off with his head!”
June 25th, 2010 on 2:26 pm
“You can’t HANDLE the truth!”
June 30th, 2010 on 6:25 pm
“Pose as a team!”
July 1st, 2010 on 2:47 am
“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get!”