Woo, almost time for my summer vacation!
Where ya going this year?
Well, a few years ago I hit Denmark.
Yeah but that was then, you going back?
I liked it there! But no I had something else in mind.
Yeah?
Yeah!
Uhm, this is the part where you tell me the location of your vacation.
Right! Bucaramanga.
South America?
Colombia.
Isn’t that dangerous for U.S. visitors?
Naw. I mean sure, some places it’s recommended you not be dumb, but it’s fine.
Is it pretty? It sounds pretty!
Well, it has a Whore Hole.
Wait what? You’re gonna go to Colombia just to hire whores?! Jacob!
No, not… it isn’t… no. See. Used to be people would throw unfaithful wives into this pit. And so it got nicknamed the Whore Hole.
And you want to go there?!
Well now it’s sort of a landmark. A symbol of a time when they were so screw-loose they thought this was some sort of sane idea. Also, it lets them put the phrase “whore hole” in the tour guides.
Who writes those things?
What, tour books?
Yeah!
I dunno, but they either have the best or worst job in the world.
I guess, I mean they must have fun going to all those places…
I don’t think most of them go anywhere. Research and drinking. That’s all you need.
Oh come on, they have to go there!
Eh, some of them, maybe. But anyway, I’m gonna go see me a Whore Hole.
That thing is still horrible.
So you don’t want pictures? What if there’s a sign? Or a shirt?! There could be a shirt.
Argh!
That’s a yes to the shirt?
Yes.
Thought so.
I don’t wanna want it.
The lure of the Whore Hole is too strong.
Stupid non-whores and their stupid hole of death. And their fancy possible t-shirts I want.
I’ll pass along that message.
Do that.
June 22nd, 2010 on 9:45 am
I’ll trade you. I want a trip to Berlin.
June 22nd, 2010 on 9:45 am
(also I hope you guys follow the characters on twitter…)
June 22nd, 2010 on 9:47 am
haha xD Berlin is awesome:) I don’t use twitter, so not really:/ is it any good?
June 22nd, 2010 on 9:50 am
Well it’s good for short convos and such. And the chars are there having mini conversations some days. Like tiny bonus cartoons. Nothing worth singing up for twitter for I think.
June 22nd, 2010 on 9:51 am
heh, fair ’nuff.. Just might do it anyway though, might be fun^^
June 22nd, 2010 on 9:51 am
Well I think it is, but I’m biased.
June 22nd, 2010 on 10:07 am
Heck, it’s not like it costs anything:/ But if I know my own lazy ass, I guess I won’t get to it anyway:P
June 22nd, 2010 on 10:08 am
*cackle*
June 22nd, 2010 on 11:20 am
Awww, man…all we have here in Baltimore is The Block, but there is no Whore Hole. I mean, there may be one or two…or a lot…but they don’t get advertised as such. At least, that’s what I have heard. People talk, you hear things…
June 22nd, 2010 on 11:20 am
All I’m gonna say to that is: Dundalk.
June 22nd, 2010 on 11:39 am
Oooh, good one! Close to major highways, and without the hassle of downtown parking! :)
June 22nd, 2010 on 11:40 am
I’ve spent some decent time in Baltimore.
June 23rd, 2010 on 1:54 am
You should seriously consider selling ‘Whore Hole’ shirts. They’ll sell like hot cakes…By the way, has anyone ever actually seen or eaten one, and are they really all that good? a.d.d. kicks ass! XD