Mark You know what would be awesome?

Sven What?

Mark If the media didn’t try so hard to treat us like we’re stupid.

Happy Sven Well…

Angry Mark What? We’re not stupid!


Sven I don’t know. If people weren’t receptive to it then it wouldn’t sell, right? So doesn’t it follow?

Mark Nope. If you mean television or movies, I don’t think it does.

Sven All right, why?

Mark We have no choice. If the media puts out enough stuff, over time, that treats most people like idiots, then that’s what they’ll watch, because what else is there?

Sven But that’s not how it is. There are also smart things on, and they get cancelled. Wouldn’t they, given your idea, be the hits?

Mark Not always, no. People are so used to the dumbed down offerings now that they get used to them. It doesn’t mean they are stupid, but people will watch what they’re used to.

Sven So if only smart things were produced, for long enough…

Mark They would become the norm, and it would work, because people aren’t dumb.

Sven I don’t know. That’s an awfully rosy view of humanity, Mark.

Angry Mark Better than assuming everyone but you is an idiot. No one considers themselves an idiot, so everyone just assumes that this stuff is aimed at the “other guy” and then watches it.

Sven That doesn’t change their own idiot status, though.

Mark No, but unless you are willing to admit you’re an idiot, too…

Happy Sven But I don’t like that stuff!

Mark That’s just it! Maybe no one else does, either! Maybe they watch it because they don’t know about the other stuff, or do watch the other stuff but since there’s so little of it, it still doesn’t matter.

Sven Maybe?

Mark Maybe is good enough. If we all stopped treating everyone else like idiots, then we could all stop being idiots.

Sven So you’re an idiot?

Mark Probably.

Happy Sven All right.

Angry Mark No, seriously. Doesn’t this bother you?

Happy Sven Yeah, but I just opt out of the entire game a lot, you know? Don’t watch much TV, don’t catch many movies.

Mark If we called a channel “The Smart Channel,” then…

Sven People would stay away thinking it was going to be boring.

Mark Damn.

Sven No if you want to increase the general level of smart you have to sneak up on it, these days, I think.

Mark That’s sad.

Sven It is.

Mark I don’t like it.

Sven Doesn’t make it stop being the case.

Angry Mark Bah!

Sven So what’s really getting you?

Mark What do you mean?

Sven This sudden ranting, this passion-filled display…

Mark I’m just sick of it.

Sven Uh-huh. Why today, why now?

Mark No reason.

Happy Sven That I don’t buy.

Angry Mark Stupid Karate Kid remake. It could’ve been so good!

Happy Sven The original was smart?

Mark Well this could’ve been!

Happy Sven No. It was a Karate Kid movie.

Angry Mark It could’ve been smart. Not even dumber than the original.

Sven And yet? Still a Karate Kid movie.

Mark Bah!

Sven Uh-huh. Have a cookie.

Happy Mark Oooh, a cookie.

Sven Yup. We’re all idiots.

Angry Mark Hush. Cookie.