My Twitter account got suspended.

You use Twitter?

Well I did.

What happened?

Well I was tweeting last night… and…

Last night?

Yah-huh.

The same night you were so cracked out on…

Yes, fine, yes I might have had too much caffeine.

I think Red Bull wanted to study your blood.

Red Bull gives you wings but Melina gives you a jetpack!

So yes, you were using Twitter.

Yeah, and I was a bit…

Cracked out.

Hmph. But I might have tweeted a bit too fast.

Might have? They shut you down for it, truth’s?

Well, yeah.

So I would not think it was a case of might have. No, you typed so fast you went into the future.

Don’t we all type into the future? When we start and then when we…

Thank you. Yes.

Still, I miss Twitter.

So sign up for another account under a different name?

Ooohhh, that’s sneaky.

It is?

Yah-huh!

Oh. All right. Yes, sure, sneaky.

And then I could be, like, a Twitter bandit. Operating under the radar. Sneaky status messages in right under their noses!

Uhm. I suppose?

I will be @banditmelina!

I will still not be using Twitter so I will not be caring about that.

You should use twitter, too. Then we can be friends.

We are friends.

Not on Twitter.

No. I am no one’s friend on Twitter.

That’s very sad. Friendless you.

I am friendless because I am not even using the service.

I suppose that makes it a little better.

Thank you.

But you could be a Twitter bandit with me!

No thank you.

You’re no fun.

Not when it comes to this.

You aren’t on Facebook, either.

I am not big on social websites. I prefer spending time with people.

But you email me all the time.

See how social that is? I see no problem here.

You’d be fun on Twitter.

If I join will you not bug me to update often?

I promise! You can even have a good username like @natfuku

@natfuku?

It sounds good doesn’t it?

Sounds sort of dirty, actually.

That’s why I thought you’d like it.

I do.