Dan You know there’s a fan for everything.

Jake It’s so true.

Dan They even sell Full House on DVD.

Happy Jake People buy DVD sets of Full House?

Happy Dan Jesse and the Rippers are quite the hit, it would seem.

Jake I don’t get it. I mean I liked a lot of TV shows, too. But the urge to rewatch them, to have a whole collection of…

Happy Dan Three’s Company?

Happy Jake No! There are not…

Happy Dan Man, go to a store, there are whole seasons of Three’s Company on DVD.

Jake A store?

Dan Yeah.

Jake Like where?

Dan Virgin, or Tower?

Happy Jake Wow, and where is a Virgin or a Tower, huh, Dan?

Dan I… oh wow.

Happy Jake Yeah, no music stores left, huh? And for DVDs where else was there?

Dan That’s just downright creepy.

Jake Isn’t it?

Dan I mean I guess there are those converted porn shops.

Jake Oh lord, ever stopped in, just to see?

Happy Dan Yes! And they have everything for incredibly dumb prices because they just want to sell the porn in the back but legally have to sell other DVDs. It’s awesome.

Jake So where else? Borders? Barnes & Noble?

Dan I guess but the selection is…

Happy Jake Right. Lacking to put it nicely.

Dan Yeah. I just, wow. Where do we go then?

Happy Jake Besides the Internet?

Dan Yeah.

Happy Jake Uhm, nowhere.

Happy Dan Then where can I go and browse for my Three’s Company DVDs in person?!

Happy Jake Yeah, nowhere, really.

Happy Dan Damn! Guess I won’t buy them then!

Happy Jake That was a close one.