Mark? Are you all right?

Yes?

What happened?

You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?

No.

Then?

Wait! You were in the bathroom. And now you…

Oh, no, you look like that, you didn’t!

Did you?

Yeah.

Oh, Mark!

Wait, so what got stuck?

You know what! And where!

No I mean… well…

Does it matter?

Are you bleeding?

No. But damn does it sting.

Getting your junk caught in a zipper tends to sting, yeah.

Thanks for the warning, there.

Man, how did you even…

I was bored! No, how do you think? Going to the bathroom, shove, zip, didn’t shove enough, or whatever and my day is ruined.

Could be worse, you could be in a stupid Ben Stiller scene, instead!

Oh, nice.

No he has a point. I mean you just got your dick stuck in a zipper. You didn’t have to be shamed in front of everyone.

Except you two.

Except us.

And we understand, at least.

Want to borrow my glass? Still some ice in it.

Yeah that’d be subtle.

There’s a time for subtle and a time for “Oh crap I just had my dick and a zipper locked in a lover’s embrace.”

A lover’s embrace? Wow, I don’t wanna be mean to Mel but… wow.

That’s not what I meant!

Don’t get head from Jaws.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Did you need a bigger boat, Jake?

Oh my god!

Oh, I mean, HAHAHAHA, no, still funny!

I hope you get your dick caught in a… oh wait, you just did!

Harsh! But perfect!

Don’t drag my dick into this!

Wait, what?!

Oh, man!

I mean… you know… you know what I mean!

I don’t think it matters what you meant. Just… pick that thing up off the floor and dust it off.

And watch out for zippers!

I give up. I just give up tonight.

It’s for the best.

Or the worst, depending.

On?

For you it’s for the best. For us, the worst. You’re a gold mine of material, tonight.

Nice.

Is he wrong?

Not at all. That’s the problem. I’m gonna sit here and shut up and wince a lot.

We’ll only snicker quietly, then.

For a while.

And then we’ll think about it again and…

HAHAHA yeah!

Hmph.

HAHAHAH!