I feel bad for those little Transformers guys.
Which?
Like Laserbeak or Rumble? Were they called that?
The little cassette ones?
Yeah!
Wow, yeah, I mean we still use trucks but you’re not really so in disguise if you turn into a ninety minute tape, huh?
And Soundblaster and…
Soundwave and Blaster.
Yeah them! They transform into tape deck boom boxes! Come on!
Well in the movies they…
Speak not of those things!
Mmmm-kaaay.
No, seriously, to hell with those crap movies.
Fine. But yes, life is hard for them, isn’t it?
Well they can’t transform into a CD. How lame is that? Too flat.
And an mp3 doesn’t even have a physical form.
Maybe if Soundblast…
Soundwave. And Blaster.
Right, if Soundwave could transform into an mp3 player the other little guys could transform into SD cards?
And now we have microscopic transformers.
Less than meets the eye!
Way less!
I really do feel bad. Do they get unemployment, do you think?
Transformer unemployment?
Reeducation training, maybe. “We see you can’t be of any use as a tape deck, but perhaps as a tiny blender…”
A blender?
For tape shaped objects.
Toast, basically.
They could get new jobs making croutons.
The Crutonator!
Crouton-blaster!
Write Hasbro. Now.
You think?
Now!
May 6th, 2010 on 11:11 am
The scary thing? The 2009 movie toy line did actually feature a Decepticon that transformed into a toaster, I forget what he was called though.
May 6th, 2010 on 11:42 am
Seriously dude, what are you doing writing things on the internet? You should be designing the next generation of children’s toys!
May 6th, 2010 on 12:32 pm
Synaptic: No, really? Wow. Just wow.
Thebes: HAHAHAH, somehow I don’t think it would work out.
May 6th, 2010 on 8:23 pm
… Evil toaster…
May 7th, 2010 on 6:24 pm
For a while I thought someone would mention Master-Blaster and it would devolve into a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome argument.
Oh, well. Maybe next time…
May 7th, 2010 on 6:28 pm
Perhaps!
May 8th, 2010 on 4:18 pm
There is a toaster one. Like, in blister packs at Target and Wal*Mart right now. And a microscope one. My favorite Decepticon though is the one that’s the biplane. Still waiting for the zeppelin.
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May 14th, 2010 on 1:32 am
….i liked the moves….
June 3rd, 2010 on 6:28 pm
….i liked the moves….
June 23rd, 2010 on 2:02 am
*Gasp* Ive been Copy pasted! XD