All right, why is that woman wearing safety goggles?

That’s Goggle Woman, Mark.

Yeah, you don’t know about her?

No, what, or who, is Goggle Woman?

You really don’t know?

How can you not know?

I don’t know, I just don’t know!

Wow!

We should tell him.

We should make him guess!

Yes!

All right. I have to guess?

Uh-huh!

She, uhm, she wears the goggles because she’s afraid for her eyes?

Well, of course, but you have to be more specific.

You’ll never get it, though.

Melina! Shush. And no hints.

Wasn’t gonna.

She worries about getting glass in her eye, so she wears those old lab goggles.

Nope.

He’s never going to get it!

Fine, fine, Mark do you want to just know?

No, I think I can get this. She fears solar flares and the goggles are specially coated!

Not even close.

Fine, what is it?

She worries ab…

She worries about bees pooping in her eye!

Stinging her? In her eyes?

Not stinging. Pooping.

Wait, what?

Uh-HUH! She worries about bees pooping in her eyes.

Do bees even poop?

Everything poops, Mark.

All right, all right. Still. Why does she specifically fear bees and the poop of the bees, in her eyes?

No one knows. But she fears bees pooping in her eyes so bad whenever she is outside in the summer she wears those goggles. Just in case.

And how did you two come to know this?

We asked!

Oh yes she will tell you if you ask. She is not ashamed. She wants to share her fear so that others might be warned.

Huh. Bee poop?

In her eyes!

Has there ever been a case of ocular bee pooping? IN the history of history?

I do not think so.

I’m pretty sure the History channel would have a special on it if it had happened. The Night Of The Bee Poop!

They could run it after yet another World War II marathon of depression.

Yeah!

So. Do you want goggles now, Mark?

I’ll risk the… ARHHHH!

What? Mark?

My eye! A bee just pooped in it!

No.

No way!

No, of course not. But come on!

Man, I forget how funny it is.

She isn’t afraid of being stung in the eye, though?

Just poop!

Love it!

Yeah!