Which is why I think that Jell-O should come in jalapeno flavor.
It’s horrible but true. All right, get on that.
I have no ability to demand things of the Jell-O people.
The Jell-O people, isn’t that a crappy made-for-TV movie?
If it isn’t it should be. They’ve here and they’re wiggling!
Well, I guess it’s like the Blob, really.
Did the Blob have fruit slices floating in it? No!
Well but it could have. I mean there was no reason not to.
Except a lack of vision.
Right!
Hmm so Jell-O people is out.
Sad but, I think, true.
Well what about other tasty treats?
Tasty treats?
Desserts.
Like an apple pie monster? I can’t see it working.
Pudding is too…
Yeah. Just doesn’t work, does it?
No. Jolly Rangers?
These pirates are hard! Candy!
Whoa! That’s a bit porn-y.
Yeah, sorry, it didn’t sound that way in my head.
Yikes.
Yeah I don’t know.
What about monkeys?
Well they aren’t a traditional dessert…
Sure, details!
Could they have lasers?
Could they ever work without lasers?
All right, you can make a crappy TV movie about evil monkeys with lasers.
Other-dimensional laser monkeys, hell-bent on destruction and stealing all of our sweets.
Sold!
It’s like printing money.
Or printing monkey.
No.
What?
That was bad, even for you.
It was, wasn’t it?
Yes. It was.
Sorry.
Well we know who’s first against the wall when the other-dimensional laser monkeys, hell-bent on destruction and stealing all of our sweets come calling.
That would be me?
That would be you.
Dang.
Brought it on yourself, there.
April 15th, 2010 on 4:44 am
Hehehehe, monkeys with lasers, good way to brighten my day =)
April 15th, 2010 on 9:24 am
Just make sure to watch out for them…
April 15th, 2010 on 11:09 am
Once upon a time, I played on a text-based mud that had little blobby creatures as low-level beasties for 1st-level characters to bash on. At some point I achieved coder status and created a version of that blobby creature that had fruit slices in it and wanted to exact revenge for all the Jell-O fruit salad the players had rejected at family reunions past.
Power corrupts, but mostly in a useless, benign fashion.
April 15th, 2010 on 11:39 am
HAhahah yeah did the same on a MUD once.
April 15th, 2010 on 1:56 pm
What, no reference to Cosby?
April 15th, 2010 on 2:05 pm
Naw, they just went in a different direction. Coulda gone to Cosby, coulda gone this way, ya know?
April 16th, 2010 on 9:53 am
This reminds me of the tv-show “Super robot monkey team hyper force go!” the show sucked, but the title was really fantastic xD btw fifth line from the bottom, “Sven: Well we now who’s first” shouldn’t that be know?
April 16th, 2010 on 9:58 am
It should be and now it!
And yeah that show had a GREAT name!
April 16th, 2010 on 4:16 pm
bleep
April 17th, 2010 on 1:15 pm
This reminds me of The Stuff, a 1985 film about a yogurt-like dessert of uncertain origin who turned people into zombie-like creatures addicted to it.
April 17th, 2010 on 9:03 pm
I do not know this movie, but it sounds fantastic!
June 20th, 2010 on 10:00 pm
No Cosby ref, but the Douglas Adams ref is FTW. :D