Have you ever been tased?
What? No! And I swear, if you pull a taser out of your pocket and tase me I’ll kill you later.
I am not going to tase you.
Then why are you asking me?
I was simply curious.
You want me to believe you simply wondered, off hand, if I had ever been tased?
Yes!
Weirdo.
I have been tased.
What? Why?
It was a misunderstanding.
I… that had to have been one hell of a misunderstanding.
It was. Also I do not recommend being tased.
You think?!
Well it was most unpleasant.
Mm-hmm, tell me more, I am shocked and awed by this revelation.
I didn’t expect the feeling to linger, but it did for a while. Most ungood. Also, the you know.
The you know? What know? I don’t know.
Well it is embarrassing.
You wet your pants, huh?
Yes.
That really was a special misunderstanding. What happened?
Well, my friend thought I had stolen his dog.
Stolen his dog?
Yes. And he would not listen to reason.
Reason being that you are not a dog thief and did not have his dog.
That is exactly the truth of it, yes.
And so he tased you. This guy, missing a dog, with a short temper and a taser, that you called friend.
When you put it like that it sounds much worse.
We’re putting it like that. From now on we’re putting it like that. So what happened to his dog?
Someone returned it a day or so later. Dog had just wandered off, gotten lost.
Probably wandered off because he was tased.
He did not tase the dog!
Hey he tased you for no good reason.
I admit he had issues.
Polite!
But he wouldn’t harm an animal.
Just his friends!
Well… I mean I don’t talk to him anymore.
Mmhmm, wonder why.
Yes, yes. Fine, I will agree, if someone tases you without permission, then you should probably not be their friend.
Without permission?
Some people… enjoy different things…
Stop. Right there. Argh. Shush.
People pay good money to…
Stop! Or I’ll…
Tase me?
No! Dope slap you upside the head.
Ack!
Exactly.
April 13th, 2010 on 12:25 am
Typo: Well, my friend though I had stolen his dog.
April 13th, 2010 on 12:27 am
Fixed, thanks. I swear there’s one every time recently. Argh. I am smarter than this, I swear.
April 13th, 2010 on 12:38 am
There’s also a “latter” instead of a “later” pretty early on, above the fold, and a Tashi head where there should be a Melina head, somewhere around the dope slap…. Obviously I distracted you with that story I sent you. ;)
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April 13th, 2010 on 12:39 am
This was written before that by far. Though I admit I was thinking of what to do and had recently talked to you and… taser.
April 13th, 2010 on 12:39 am
Err also fixed.
April 13th, 2010 on 10:48 am
Yeah, I’m just going to have to deal with the fact that I tend to inspire people to think about tasers.
April 13th, 2010 on 2:29 pm
I wonder what’s worse, tasers or pepper spray?
Somehow, I’m not surprised Tashi has been tasered. You don’t look at her and think “man I bet she’s been tasered” but she’s definitely the type of person who gets into situations/has experience with tasers.
…how many times did I just say taser? Taser.
April 14th, 2010 on 7:32 am
I want a taser! But I’d probably just wind up getting hurt… *sigh*
April 15th, 2010 on 2:01 am
I recommend:
http://www.usahardware.com/inet/shop/item/72760/icn/20-425686/miller_mfg_co/ss_36.htm
Oh yes I do.
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April 16th, 2010 on 4:08 pm
“I swear, if you pull a taser out of your pocket and tase me I’ll kill you later.”
God Mell is awesome in carnet.
Oh and 6.