I got a taco!

Which is good, since you ordered a taco.

It isn’t like I forgot what I ordered, Jake!

Just making sure!

I was just excited. I mean a yummy taco, right here on my plate.

That is a nice looking taco.

Thank you!

But I think my enchilada is more tempting.

Which is why you ordered it. And also why you’re wrong.

I’m wrong?

Clearly!

And how do you figure that?

Well, if I’m right, and I must be because my taco seems much better than your enchilada, then you must also be wrong. It’s simple math.

It is simple, I’ll give you that. It’s not math, though.

You’re just annoyed because you are wrong and my taco is superior.

I’m not annoyed by any of this. I’m just going to enjoy my food before it gets cold, due to this silliness.

You know that isn’t the worst idea ever.

I thought not.

But I am curious how you think an enchilada could possibly be better than a taco.

Tacos shatter.

Not soft tacos.

No, but yours is not a soft taco.

Point!

And so you see my point.

Some!

Really?

Well the point about not talking until the food gets cold…

Argh!

Relax. Eat your inferilada.

Inferilada?

Inferilada.

Oh yeah?! Well you have a… a…

Drawing a blank?

Inferilada was good.

Thank you!

Still.

Mmm?

I dunno.

Then shush and eat your Inferilada!

You’re going to make it, and me, sad.

Y’ok. Shou’ be.

Chew, swallow, then speak.

Good taco. You should be sad. Sad you do not have one.

Hmph!

Thiz verra crumshee!

Yes, it is very crunchy.

An’ tafee!

And tasty. Shush.

Infeeiama!

It is not an Inferilada! And you also spit lettuce in my eye. Eesh.

Sogwe.

Hmmhm.