Yeah, no, I’m with Dan.

Hi Mel!

Dan says hi. Mel says hi back.

Hooray!

We’re headed up to the burrito place.

I do love burritos.

Yes, she knows you do, no Dan was just… no that that burrito place the one near Astor.

You should tell her about the crazy guy.

Oh, yeah. Dan told me I should tell you about the… oh, really?

What?

He did? Wow.

What? What?

No, that’s incredible! With a parrot?!

Who did what with a parrot?

Hold on, Dan.

You can’t put me on hold! I’m the real person! She’s the one on the phone, put her on hold.

She’s the one telling me the funny story. No, sorry, Dan is being annoying.

I am not being annoying, Melina! Mark is!

Yes, she can hear you. Yes, he is being annoying, isn’t he?

Hey!

So the guy really got away with it?

Dude, hang up the phone.

In a second.

Mel’s gonna meet us there, right?

Oh, you’re meeting us at the place, right? Yeah, Dan, she is.

Then get her to tell you the story when we get there!

Dan makes a good point. All right, Mel, I’ll talk to you in a few.

Thank you!

Sorry! Didn’t mean to annoy you.

I just hate it when people talk on the phone when they’re with someone, you know?

Yeah, yeah, you’re right.

Anyway. So what else…

Hold on.

Oh come on!

Hey Jake, what’s up?

He’s meeting us there, too! Don’t any of you people text message anymore?!

Texting is so annoying. Huh? Yeah. Oh, Jake agrees.

He’s meeting us there!

Yeah, no, yeah, Dan is annoyed I’m on the… yeah the one on Astor. Talk soon.

Sheesh!

Relax, I’m off the phone.

So anyway!

Right! I was telling you about the llama!

Yes! Please, tell me about the llama!

All right! So it escaped and this guy was chasing it. Oh, hold on…

ARGH!

Hello? Mom? Oh, Dan this’ll just be a second…

Argh! I just want to hear about the llama!