So where’d she come from?
Who?
The… she…
Victoria? You want to discuss her while she is in the bathroom? Really?
You know her friends would do it to you.
Probably.
So yes, what deal with what devil was involved in this?
Hey!
Sorry, man, but you’re going out with a statuesque raven-haired … statue!
Raven-haired?
Hair the color the ravens on the wing, yes.
You are crazed.
Mmhmm. So where’d you meet her?
Remember my plan?
You have a lot of plans.
The boombox?
NO!
Yes!
NO!
Yes!
Oh my God! That worked?
She came out and asked who I was playing the song for. So I said “You, I suppose,” and we’ve gone on a few dates since.
No, this is not possible. We are now living in some other world. That sort of cheeseball pickup simply can’t work!
And yet, it worked.
You had to have done something else?
Like what? Use a lure? Scent the area with bacon?
Maybe! Or some kind of device. Sven, you do like devices.
I do like devices, this is true. But no, I did not use a device, except for a boombox. I promise.
I kind of hate you, right now, you know.
I know.
All right, good.
March 30th, 2010 on 12:48 am
Hehehe. A: Is saying she’s a “statuesque raven-haired statue” an insult or a compliment? Still unsure.
B: My buddy JUST broke up with a Victoria. I find this occurrence entertaining.
March 30th, 2010 on 1:10 am
The best part is that my roommate is planning to do this to me once she moves off campus and we aren’t roomies anymore. She’s already decided that she’ll stand outside my dorm at 2am on a weekday playing music at high levels, just to wake me up and annoy everyone else. I didn’t even tell her about this comic, but it seems that now I must.
March 30th, 2010 on 1:47 am
YES! Go Sven!!
March 30th, 2010 on 9:58 am
If it would work for anyone…
March 30th, 2010 on 11:17 am
Hahaha. “Scent the area with bacon.”
March 30th, 2010 on 11:58 am
“Scent the area with bacon?”
(To be fair, that one always works.)
March 30th, 2010 on 12:06 pm
Aroinak: Statuesque is generally a compliment.
Erkn: How awesome!
Lich: You think?
Takaal: and now we know your weakness.
March 30th, 2010 on 3:29 pm
Is it bad that i am honestly considering this? like i have just spent 15 mins pricing out boomboxs?
March 30th, 2010 on 3:30 pm
Not at all.
April 16th, 2010 on 3:43 pm
It depends on who hears it. My friends and I would probably go with the boom box carrying oddity just to see if he/she dose anything else entertaining.