Twizzlers are evil.
Well… yeah! What brought that on?
I should eat dinner.
But you’re too full of twizzlers? Was it a big twizzler-filled day?
It was! I didn’t mean to. I just had a craving so I bought a bag.
Yeah, that’s how it always starts. you buy a bag of twizzlers and then they’re gone, like that.
And then you still, oddly crave more.
I hate that odd residue they leave in your mouth.
Oh the… that feeling?
Yeah! That disgusting slime coating of twizzler that just lingers.
Even water tastes horrible then.
Yeah.
So you end up having more twizzlers, because at least they still taste like twizzlers.
This is how drug addicts happen, you know. Replace “twizzlers” with “crack” and you’ve got the general idea.
Oh, I know! And those little mini-things?
Mini-things?
The tiny stunted twizzlers?
Bites?
Yes, sure, those. They’re worse yet!
They really are.
I should really eat dinner though. Real food.
Do you still taste twizzler?
Yes.
How long has it been?
Finished them on the walk over.
Well no wonder!
But now anything I eat will taste like twizzlers!
Yup. Sucks to be you.
Burger? No thanks, no twizzler-burger for me. Chicken breast? Nope, tastes bad with twizzlers. What goes with twizzlers?
Well… mo…
Not more twizzlers!
Then you’ve got me.
Stupid twizzlers.
Maybe you can have a salad.
A twizzler salad.
Well you have to eat something.
Twizzlers. For the rest of my life. I’m doomed to a Guinness Book of World Records entry about the woman who ate only twizzlers for the last half of her life.
Which would last about a month if you tried it.
Truth’s.
All right, why not have something really spicy? Spicy has to defeat twizzlers right?
I am going to kick you when my mouth tastes like spicy twizzlers.
I know.
Stupid twizzlers.
March 25th, 2010 on 11:55 am
That’s why you have to ignore the infamous twizzler craving, it only leads to sadness.
March 25th, 2010 on 11:56 am
It’s true. Life lesson, y’all.
March 25th, 2010 on 12:57 pm
Hi. My name’s MrLich, and I used to eat Twizzlers.
March 25th, 2010 on 1:10 pm
LOL! A support group! Worse? I had written this already, and had twizzlers last night, and almost died while laughing when I realized what I was doing and what strip was up next.
March 25th, 2010 on 3:30 pm
(First time commenter, long time fan /couldn’t resist)
Oh man, those bites are evil. They start out so delicious, and get real gross, real fast.
March 25th, 2010 on 3:31 pm
They really do!
March 25th, 2010 on 3:37 pm
Really, the trick is in just ‘getting over the hump’. If you can push through the Twizzler flavored broccoli, the flavor of the broccoli returns.
So it’s not so bad.
Maybe I could have just a couple…
… you know – for science!
March 26th, 2010 on 1:01 am
For SCIENCE!
I’ve never had Twizzlers, don’t know if they sell them over here, but I want to find out and maybe try one now…
March 26th, 2010 on 1:33 am
Do it!
March 29th, 2010 on 4:23 pm
Don’t do it! He’s trying to infect you with his addiction so he wont be alone! XD
June 16th, 2010 on 3:03 pm
Actually, I’ve found that meat defeats Twizzlers pretty handily. As does brushing your teeth, but you have to fight through Twizzler toothpaste.