Angry Mel Oh, snap!

Happy Dan Dude?

Mel Wasssssup!

Sad Dan Shot down.

Happy Mel Booyah!

Angry Dan Harsh!

Mel Chill.

Dan Dude.

Happy Mel Dude!

Sad Dan Dude.

Happy Mel Doop doop?

Dan Doop doop?

Happy Mel Doop doop!

Happy Dan Melina. You can’t win a game of “Talk in slang” by making up new slang! What does “doop doop” even mean?

Mel I dunno.

Dan You don’t even know?

Happy Mel No it means I don’t know!

Dan Since when? Where did this doop doop come from?

Happy Mel Doop doop!

Happy Dan This is the dumbest slang I’ve heard all year!

Happy Mel It’s no worse than “pit waxed.”

Dan What is… how do you hear these things, even?

Mel I’m hip.

Dan You’re hip?

Happy Mel I’m of the street.

Dan Really?

Mel Pit waxed, son.

Happy Dan Doop doop.

Happy Mel Yeah. It’s all a bit rumblefish, ain’t it?

Happy Dan You’re making half this up! You just want me to start using it so I look stupid, don’t you?

Happy Mel Why would I Beverly Hillshiv you like that?

Happy Dan Nope, I don’t buy it. Beverly Hillshiv? Pit waxed? DOOP DOOP?!

Happy Mel It’s all sure shot.

Happy Dan I hate you, sometimes.

Happy Mel True cheese, true cheese.