Oh, snap!
Dude?
Wasssssup!
Shot down.
Booyah!
Harsh!
Chill.
Dude.
Dude!
Dude.
Doop doop?
Doop doop?
Doop doop!
Melina. You can’t win a game of “Talk in slang” by making up new slang! What does “doop doop” even mean?
I dunno.
You don’t even know?
No it means I don’t know!
Since when? Where did this doop doop come from?
Doop doop!
This is the dumbest slang I’ve heard all year!
It’s no worse than “pit waxed.”
What is… how do you hear these things, even?
I’m hip.
You’re hip?
I’m of the street.
Really?
Pit waxed, son.
Doop doop.
Yeah. It’s all a bit rumblefish, ain’t it?
You’re making half this up! You just want me to start using it so I look stupid, don’t you?
Why would I Beverly Hillshiv you like that?
Nope, I don’t buy it. Beverly Hillshiv? Pit waxed? DOOP DOOP?!
It’s all sure shot.
I hate you, sometimes.
True cheese, true cheese.






March 16th, 2010 on 12:21 am
And don’t forget to get your swag on while being chillaxed!
At least, that’s what my students say to me…
March 16th, 2010 on 12:28 am
I fully intend on using “True Cheese” as much as possible in the future. Thank you, kind sir, for introducing me to the best fake-slang ever.
March 16th, 2010 on 2:21 pm
This exchange would totally happen with me and my friends.
March 17th, 2010 on 8:39 am
Swim, little ballerina, swim!
March 17th, 2010 on 10:05 am
Jennifer – and they’re right.
Aroinak – If you use it enough it stops being fake.
Takaal – Uh?
March 17th, 2010 on 5:56 pm
This comic is totally blue cat to me… true cheese!
March 17th, 2010 on 10:19 pm
Wonga.
March 23rd, 2010 on 1:55 am
My friends and I don’t make up slang we make up swear words.