Sven I was thinking about getting a tattoo.

Jake Of what?

Sven The Autobot symbol.

Jake The Transformers… like the… those autobots?

Happy Sven There are others?

Happy Jake You may have meant the Automat symbol.

Sven Is there a symbol for automats? Like a door, open, and inside a plate of delicious food?

Jake I am not familiar with automat iconography, but sure, why not.

Happy Sven Well, no, I meant the Transformers symbol.

Jake Why?

Sven Why what?

Jake Why would you get a tattoo of the Transformers symbol? And where?

Sven On my leg, maybe? Calf? And really why wouldn’t I? I mean I love the Transformers…

Happy Jake Excepting the live-action movies, who doesn’t?

Happy Sven Granted, and I don’t know, I just like the symbol.

Jake Hmmm.

Sven What hmmm?

Jake I’m just wondering, given this…

Happy Sven What?!

Jake Are you a robot in disguise, Sven?

Angry Sven No!

Jake Hmmm. Robot in disguise….

Angry Sven Which I am not!

Jake I just wonder, did Battlestar Galactica rip off Transformers?

Happy Sven Uhm, lord no.

Happy Jake No, come on, the new Cylons? They were all robots in disguise! And then there are goodish robots and badish ones! Autobots waging their battle to destroy the evil Decepti… Cylons!

Happy Sven I will not go down this road with you, Jake. You travel alone in these waters.

Happy Jake I might be onto something.

Mark Onto what?

Sven Mark!

Happy Mark Sven! Why are we yelling?

Happy Sven I didn’t know you were coming by tonight.

Happy Mark Me either, Jake, what are you onto? Is it crack? Are you on the crickety crack?

Happy Jake Better!

Happy Mark Impossible!

Happy Jake Cylons are Decpticons!

Happy Mark Genius! Because there are good and bad, and they’re robots, in disguise!

Happy Jake Exactly!

Happy Sven Don’t encourage him.

Mark Bah.

Happy Jake Does that make Starbuck…

Happy Sven Rodimus Prime.

Happy Mark Harsh!

Happy Jake Totally unfair!

Mark But she can’t be Optimus.

Jake And Ultra Magnus…

Happy Mark Damn, she is Rodimus.

Jake I feel dirty.

Sven I need a drink.

Mark I need chicken fingers.

Happy Jake Huh?

Mark What? I’m hungry. That had nothing to do with Starbuckimus Prime. I just want chicken fingers.

Jake Oh. Ok.