Happy Mark Well, it was what I wanted now.

Happy Mel And if we’re the victims of the night…

Happy Mark I won’t be blinded by light!

Happy Mel Just call me angel of the morning, angel.

Happy Mark Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Happy Mel Just call me angel of the morning, angel.

Happy Mark Woohoo!

Happy Mel Duet power activate!

Happy Mark Form of a harmony!

Happy Mel Shape of a… wait, you took harmony.

Happy Mark That’s the problem with the Wonder Twins, isn’t it?

Mel Well, no, it isn’t because they couldn’t become the same thing.

Happy Mark Well sure but…

Angry Mel No buts! Don’t get all “I know Wonder Twins better than Mel” on me. I will school you!

Mark Wow, you take some Wonder twins seriously, huh?

Mel You’ve never known that?

Mark I can’t say it’s come up.

Happy Mel Yeah I love the Wonder Twins. Almost got a Wonder Twin tattoo once.

Mark How sad, though, to only have one of those.

Happy Mel That’s why I didn’t!

Happy Mark Good call.

Mel But when I was a kid I loved the Wonder Twins. I would put a construction paper Wonder Twins symbol on the dog’s collar and pretend he was Jayna.

Mark So you would pretend to be Zan, and the male dog would be Jayna and… wow, a bit of super-heroic gender bending going on there.

Happy Mel I was like maybe five?

Happy Mark Just sayin’!

Mel So anyway, I think we have the duet down.

Mark Yeah we should be good to kick their butts tonight.

Mel Do you think Sven and Natasha practiced?

Mark Perhaps you don’t understand ‘Tashi. There is a competition. She will prepare and take it seriously.

Happy Mel But it’s just Karaoke Duet Showdown!

Mark To you. To her it is a chance to win.

Mel That’s kooky.

Mark Sure it is. But that’s what we’re in for.

Mel Does it matter? I mean, what if we lose? We still get to make them listen to Angel of the Morning…

Happy Mark Wait, let’s assume we’ll lose, even

Angry Mel Why?

Happy Mark Because let’s go off song…

Mel Why, what?

Happy Mark Come on, sing it through with me, but follow my lead…

Happy Mark There’ll be no strings to bind your hands…

Happy Mel Not if my love can’t bind your heart.

Happy Mark And there’s no need to take a stand.

Happy Mel For it was I who chose to start.

Happy Mark I just wanna tell you how Im feeling, gotta make you understand.

Happy Mel Never gonna give you up!

Happy Mark Never gonna let you down!

Happy Mel That’s evil!

Happy Mark We might lose, but we’ll Rickroll them so hard they won’t forget it anytime soon!