Episode 105 – No llamas.
I love a good pedicure, don’t you?
This is relaxing, I’ll admit.
Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes?
No thank you.
What is wrong with a nice waxing?
Shaving, fine, I can deal with that, but waxing? Having things stuck to you and then ripped free? How is that anyone’s idea of a good time?
No, it is about the results. Much smoother than shaving, longer results…
More pain.
Brief pain.
Nuh-uh, that’s the kinda pain that lingers.
Well fine then, sit back and enjoy this.
I am.
And while you do, talk to me about young Jacob.
Huh?
You two are no longer together. Why not?
Well at least you aren’t subtle.
Am I ever?
Not really.
Then, yes, dearling, why?
I don’t know. It was right. We’re good friends. The relationship end was just… not us, not really.
And that’s it? No sorrow, no angst, just no longer together?
Pretty much, yup.
I admire it, I do. But I admit…
You wish there was some drama?
Well not because I wish either of you two ill, I just do enjoy gossip, especially while at a salon. They’re built for it, I think.
Sorry, no drama here. Why don’t you date someone and you can have all the drama you want?
I do not want drama in my own doings! I much prefer vicarious drama.
Drama you can walk away from.
Yes!
Well I’m so not sorry to disappoint you, this time.
Fair enough, honey. Fair enough. Except…
Hmm?
Are you sure you want to go with that color for your toes?
What’s wrong with it?
To start with it’s neon pink.
Uh-huh, and?
Well. It’s neon pink.
Right. What’s the problem?
Did Hello Kitty vomit on your feet?
Ew!
And that is my point!
I was fine with the color until you put that in my head. Come on!
Hello blarg!
Eww, stop it! She has no mouth! She can’t throw up!
Maybe it comes out of her ears?
Ear vomit! Worse! Worse!
You picked the color.
This is revenge for not having drama, isn’t it?
I have to entertain myself somehow, dearling.
Thebes
February 9, 2010
11:40 am
… Ear vomit. Thanks for that.
APK
February 9, 2010
11:42 am
You’re welcome!
Devilflamejr
February 9, 2010
1:52 pm
Maybe my friends are weird, but I don’t find neon pink toenails that weird… earvomit however, that’s just nasty! xD
APK
February 9, 2010
1:53 pm
Well just because N finds something horrific doesn’t mean much to the rest of humanity.
Devilflamejr
February 9, 2010
1:55 pm
that’s a good point
Wench18
February 9, 2010
6:35 pm
Ear vomit. This is a trend today. Odd odd trend.
Damage
February 9, 2010
7:30 pm
But…
what about the llamas?
APK
February 9, 2010
7:32 pm
Wench: It is? Oh lord.
Damage: It was a Drama Llama reference.
Erik
February 10, 2010
5:10 am
I had to go back and re-read the whole thing just to se if there was any reference to Llamas anywhere. Came halfway trough before I realised it was of the drama kind.
I have so far resisted the urge to google ear vomit. I fear there might be pictures. Or possibly videos. Oh the horror..
APK
February 10, 2010
8:05 am
If you find pictures of it… don’t share, k?
Erik
February 10, 2010
8:42 pm
I wasn’t gonna!