Archive for February, 2010

Episode 110 – Condimental

Jake Yikes.

Happy Tashi What?

Jake I don’t want to judge.

Tashi And yet there you are. Judging.

Happy Jake All right, I’m judging.

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Episode 109 – Roast Beef, if you wanted to know.

Mark Did you get the sandwiches?

Jake Yeah, eventually.

Mark No crap, what took so long?

Jake So I was at the deli…

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Episode 108 – Wha-bang-smash!

Happy Mel Whoever invented the Cheerio was a genius.

Sven Cheerios really are a work of art, aren’t they?

Dan Does anyone not like Cheerios?

Happy Mel Why aren’t there world religions devoted to this stuff?

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Episode 107 – Central Organization of Police Specialists

Jake Did you know they’re releasing C.O.P.S. on DVD?

Mark Who wants to watch episodes of Cops over and over again? Once you’ve seen the guy dragged from his home at dawn wearing only bunny slippers and a beer slogan shirt…

Jake Not that Cops. C.O.P.S. the old cartoon?

Angry Mark That show? Really? On DVD?

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Episode 106 – The doors open upward.

Dan Did you ever see Back to the Future?

Sven Uhm, obviously?

Dan Right. So it always bothered me.

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Episode 105 – No llamas.

Happy Tashi I love a good pedicure, don’t you?

Happy Mel This is relaxing, I’ll admit.

Tashi Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes?

Angry Mel No thank you.

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Episode 104 – The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off, part 2 of 2

Mark S’are we back?

Angry Mel I lost a shoe!

Sad Jake I miss my cat.

Tashi You don’t have a cat.

Happy Dan S’why he misses it!

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Episode 103 – The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off, part 1 of 2

Mark All right! Ground rules!

Mel Boo!

Jake Hiss!

Tashi Let him go on.

Happy Dan You just want to start drinking.

Sven Don’t you?

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