Yikes.
What?
I don’t want to judge.
And yet there you are. Judging.
All right, I’m judging.
Yikes.
What?
I don’t want to judge.
And yet there you are. Judging.
All right, I’m judging.
Did you get the sandwiches?
Yeah, eventually.
No crap, what took so long?
So I was at the deli…
Whoever invented the Cheerio was a genius.
Cheerios really are a work of art, aren’t they?
Does anyone not like Cheerios?
Why aren’t there world religions devoted to this stuff?
Did you know they’re releasing C.O.P.S. on DVD?
Who wants to watch episodes of Cops over and over again? Once you’ve seen the guy dragged from his home at dawn wearing only bunny slippers and a beer slogan shirt…
Not that Cops. C.O.P.S. the old cartoon?
That show? Really? On DVD?
Did you ever see Back to the Future?
Uhm, obviously?
Right. So it always bothered me.
I love a good pedicure, don’t you?
This is relaxing, I’ll admit.
Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes?
No thank you.
S’are we back?
I lost a shoe!
I miss my cat.
You don’t have a cat.
S’why he misses it!
All right! Ground rules!
Boo!
Hiss!
Let him go on.
You just want to start drinking.
Don’t you?