We need to talk.

Yeah?

Well, I’ve been thinking.

And you do want to buy a horse? Hooray!

No, no, I was thinking that maybe we should move in together.

Buh?

Well, why not? We see each other a lot, and it would be easier than trying to remember were we left stuff, right?

Yeah. It would.

So I thought, I mean, well? Wouldn’t that be cool?

It could be.

It could be? This is not the excitement I thought I would get.

No, it’s just awful sudden.

We’ve been going out for a while now, and I know your lease is up soon, and mine is too, so why not strike while the iron is hot.

I never got that.

What?

Striking while the iron is hot. What are you striking You’re flattening shirts.

No, they meant blacksmithery, striking a piece of metal to shape it while the iron was hot. This was before handheld irons.

Oh! Well that makes more sense!

Yeah.

So we should be all violent and stuff while things are heated up?

Uhm, I suppose.

You sure you wanna do this?

I can’t think of a reason not to do this!

Really?

Honestly. Also, just think we could get a place with roof access.

You mean?

I do.

Water balloon dropping!

Yup!

Mark and Natasha will never forgive us!

They will eventually. After they dry off.

Hahahah! Awesome!

So let’s do this!

I dunno.

You don’t know? Didn’t we just… I thought we just agreed it would be awesome.

Yeah but.

But what?

We should talk.

TO BE CONTINUED…