Dan You know what really gets me?

Sven Otters having sex on the Discovery Channel?

Dan That too.

Sven Obviously. But what was the other thing?

Dan How rude people are?

Sven Really?

Angry Dan Yeah!

Sven I don’t know, maybe it’s a sad statement of where things are but I’ve come to just accept it.

Dan I can’t! I mean people are lame. They can’t even walk up stairs correctly.

Sven Up on the right, down on the left?

Angry Dan How hard is that?

Sven Not very. But that’s people for you. They don’t think outside of their personal space.

Angry Dan I don’t know how you can be so calm about it.

Sven Because other things set me off.

Dan The pizza thing?

Angry Sven Oh damn, yes the pizza thing!

Dan But you meant something else?

Sven Actually, I Did. I don’t understand what happened to spelling and grammar.

Dan Kids today?

Sven Pretty much. Even email, almost everything has a spell checker, and things that don’t, well, put text into something that does and copy and paste it.

Dan It can annoy me sometimes, but yeah, not that bad.

Sven They’re using a text based communication medium, and they can’t be bothered to communicate in anyway that actually works! How incredibly…

Dan Rude?

Angry Sven Rude!

Dan So my question is this.

Sven Yes?

Dan When did we become two old men, bitching about how horrible the world has become?

Sven I’m not sure but, let me think a second, nope I still don’t want to play golf.

Happy Dan Me either.

Sven All right. We have time.

Dan Good! Let’s do something with it.

Sven Like what?

Dan Let’s go to a club, to prove we aren’t old.

Sven Nope, too old for a club.

Dan Damn. All right, well we can… eh, never mind. I’m fine like this.

Happy Sven Exactly.