Archive for January, 2010

Episode 102 – We need to talk Part 2 of 2

Jake What do you mean?

Mel I mean we need to talk.

Jake We are talking. We were talking about moving in together.

Mel Yeah but we should talk about something else.

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Episode 101 – We need to talk Part 1 of 2

Jake We need to talk.

Mel Yeah?

Jake Well, I’ve been thinking.

Happy Mel And you do want to buy a horse? Hooray!

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Episode 100 – Just another night.

Mark It feels like we’ve been here forever.

Jake That’s because you’re drunk.

Mark I am not drunk. Seriously, I think we’ve been here for our whole lives. Were we born here? Shot out onto these chairs, from the birthing canal? Is this all there is?

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Episode 99 – Beep squeak.

Dan So this morning I was on the train, going to work.

Mel Yeah?

Dan And I saw this woman. I mean she was a beautiful woman. Striking.

Mel There are a lot of those here, have you noticed that?

Dan A surprising number, but somehow I’m all right with it.

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Episode 98 – Blue!

Angry Mark Holy crap!

Tashi What is it, Mark?

Angry Mark That guy just stole my bag!

Angry Tashi He what?!

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Episode 97 – Off my lawn.

Dan You know what really gets me?

Sven Otters having sex on the Discovery Channel?

Dan That too.

Sven Obviously. But what was the other thing?

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Episode 96 – Uptown train.

Jake Look at that guy.

Tashi What guy?

Jake That guy, over there, by the door.

Tashi Jacob, we’re on the train. There are eight doors…

Jake The one where I’m looking.

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Episode 95 – Bleh, with subtitles.

Mark Bleh.

Mel Hmm?

Angry Mark Bleh!

Mel What’s up?

Mark Bleh.

Mel So I see.

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