Episode 102 – We need to talk Part 2 of 2
What do you mean?
I mean we need to talk.
We are talking. We were talking about moving in together.
Yeah but we should talk about something else.
And you do want to buy a horse? Hooray!Episode 100 – Just another night.
It feels like we’ve been here forever.
That’s because you’re drunk.
I am not drunk. Seriously, I think we’ve been here for our whole lives. Were we born here? Shot out onto these chairs, from the birthing canal? Is this all there is?
Episode 99 – Beep squeak.
So this morning I was on the train, going to work.
Yeah?
And I saw this woman. I mean she was a beautiful woman. Striking.
There are a lot of those here, have you noticed that?
A surprising number, but somehow I’m all right with it.
Holy crap!
He what?!Episode 97 – Off my lawn.
You know what really gets me?
Otters having sex on the Discovery Channel?
That too.
Obviously. But what was the other thing?
Episode 96 – Uptown train.
Look at that guy.
What guy?
That guy, over there, by the door.
Jacob, we’re on the train. There are eight doors…
The one where I’m looking.