Didn’t I ask you guys to get me another round while I was in the bathroom?
You did. Whoops.
Uhm, Mark?
What? Hold on I need to get a…
Did you wet yourself?
Damn it! Stupid sink!
Blaming the sink?
You know the sink in there! Sometimes it splashes when you turn it on and…
You forgot?
I forgot, it would seem.
I’m sure no one will notice.
Oh they’ll notice. Sorry, Mark.
Well, I just have to sit here until my pants dry.
Don’t you hate that?
Waiting until my pants dry?
After you wet yourself.
I didn’t piss myself, Jake!
But if you had, is I think his meaning.
It is. Come on, hasn’t everyone pissed their pants at some point? As a child at the least?
Uhm, no.
Not that I can recall. Almost, sure, but I never actually did it. Something you’re admitting to, Jacob?
Sure, when I was five, still new to pants and bladder control. In school.
You sure you’re only talking about when you were five?
Hey, I’m not the one sitting here with a huge wet patch on my crotch, mister.
He has a point.
So why didn’t you just go to the bathroom, Jake?
I was a kid, and in kindergarten, and you had to raise your hand.
Your hands weren’t fully developed?
No my hands and arms worked fine.
But your nerves, they did not?
Exactly. I was embarrassed to ask to go to the bathroom. I don’t know why, but I felt some sense of shame in it. Like I was a bad kid for needing to go.
What did your parents do to you, growing up to make you so ashamed of raising your hand?
Hey! It had nothing to do with them, I was just a nervous kid!
Wait, didn’t you two meet when you were five?
Yeah.
So you were there, Mark?
No, we lived near each other but didn’t go to kindergarten together. So I missed this epic moment in Jake’s history.
Shucks? I don’t know. Anyway, there you have it. I was embarrassed to raise my hand and so I ended up being far more humiliated when I pissed my pants, instead.
And you learned a valuable lesson.
Pissing your pants is bad?
Pissing my pants is bad.
But come on, you guys had to have spilled water on yourselves before. So it looked like you wet yourself, but you didn’t and it was just an accident?
Oh yes. Of course.
Sure!
All right, That makes me feel a bit better, at least.
Normally though it’s spilling something,. Not a rogue sink.
Well, sure, but life is funny that way.
When you least expect it, plumbing has it in for you?
More often than you know.
December 31st, 2009 on 8:31 am
&00 years ago it used to be the The Spanish Inquisition you had to look out for, now in modern days it’s plumbing…
December 31st, 2009 on 8:32 am
Well I think you should still look out for the Spanish Inquisition. No one expected it, last time. Be prepared!
December 31st, 2009 on 9:46 am
Wait, did I tell you this story??
December 31st, 2009 on 9:47 am
Tell me what story? You have never told me any story related to wetting yourself, no.
December 31st, 2009 on 10:04 am
I was six, in first grade, my teacher was an evil woman who had threatened to cut off my hair earlier in the year. We had tags hanging in the room that said “Boys” or “Girls” and you had to take the appropriate tag when you wanted to use the bathroom. I couldn’t get the “Girls” tag untangled from the “Boys” tag and I was terrified of the teacher…
December 31st, 2009 on 10:05 am
Oh man, that’s horrible.
December 31st, 2009 on 12:24 pm
I’ve known sinks like that. My parents’ bathroom, for one. It’s a shallow sink deep in a faux-granite counter so you have to either lean against the counter or bend over to get you hands under the faucet. The front of the counter is almost always wet, so if you lean instead of bend, you get a nice dampness on the front of your trousers.
December 31st, 2009 on 12:26 pm
Yah, ain’t that just horrible?
December 31st, 2009 on 1:18 pm
I think there should be some sort of warning label — or possibly a more positive feature list with instructions for where to stand — for sinks that offer you the capability to wash your trousers without actually having to climb into the sink itself.
January 2nd, 2010 on 1:14 am
We should start a campaign on trouser safety for bathrooms but with a far catcher name.
January 2nd, 2010 on 1:16 am
Oh and on a completely random note Wolverine is gay so ha striate people! We have another! You’ll never defeat us now! XD
January 2nd, 2010 on 7:14 am
Happy new year everybody! :D a rogue sink? sounds like a job for… Super Mario!!! WOLF: Wolverine is gay? since when? Me wants pics dammit xD
January 6th, 2010 on 3:18 pm
The newest comic with him in it its like decades into the future and most of the super people of wolverines time are dead and I think its kind of post apocalyptic. I haven’t read it but I really want to. They’ve been suggesting it for a while from what I’ve seen in the comics. And in one of them colossus almost tells wolverine how he feels about him. XD well I guess you would actually call wolverine bi not gay… but many people would only here the ‘oh he’s attracted to men?!’ Part.
January 6th, 2010 on 4:16 pm
hm, yeah, I’d say he’s more bi than actually gay too, seems more like him:P
January 9th, 2010 on 3:46 am
Wolverine is hot,true,though not in the typical bi-guy way.Hmm..wolverine hijacked the comic
January 10th, 2010 on 1:22 am
he did indeed with all his studlyness! XD *Drools* Damn you wolverean how dare you be a cartoon! XD No wrod today, to lazy, lots of spelling earors! XD
January 12th, 2010 on 3:35 pm
seems this thread isn’t going to die either xD just like wolverine!