Sorry I’m late.
Good, you’re here!
What’d I do?
Not you. Jacob is going to come up with the reason.
You bet!
Uhm, the reason for what?
The reason we’re here.
We’re thirsty?
That was my guess, but no the reason humanity is here. At all.
And it will be an awesome reason.
What’ve you got so far?
Well, so far I plan to come up with an awesome reason.
Got that far, have you?
He’s trying.
Help me out, Mark!
What if we’re just here to answer why we’re here?
Lame, not awesome, and Sven tried that one already.
Like you’ve done better?
All right, let’s think on this.
You think on it, I don’t need a reason.
He’s above us mere mortals, or something.
No, just above this conversation.
Hey!
Ha! Right then. Jake, what’s the most awesome thing you can think of?
In what way?
In all ways.
Bacon?
Could we possibly be here to invent bacon?
It’s good but feels incomplete.
All right, what else is awesome?
Science?
Science gives us bacon! We invented science!
We discovered science, really.
We discovered it! Yes! That could be our purpose! Creating science so that we can have bacon!
And lasers!
Lasers! And sharks!
Uhm, I don’t think we had anything to do with sharks.
But we will when we mount lasers on the sharks.
And wrap them in bacon so no one will know they’re secretly laser-wielding sharks!
Stealth bacon laser-sharks?
And thus is the reason for humanity revealed!
I’ll go with it.
Creating stealth bacon laser-sharks is the higher purpose of humanity? Really?
Yup.
Seems like it.
I love hanging with you guys.
December 24th, 2009 on 9:08 am
I’m pretty well sure that the boys are onto something here.
How could stealth bacon laser-sharks not be the reason we’re here?!
December 24th, 2009 on 9:12 am
Also. If the laser-bacon-wrapped stealth sharks had Funyun earrings…….AWESOMEGEDDON!!!!!
December 24th, 2009 on 10:32 am
!
I totally should have slept before reading this. Now I want a shark’n'bacon burger. With extra bacon. Cooked with lasers.
December 24th, 2009 on 11:39 am
Mmmmm…. Bacon….
December 24th, 2009 on 1:26 pm
Do stealth sharks have EARS to wear funyun earrings through?
December 24th, 2009 on 3:25 pm
Bacon-stealthed, laser-bearing sharks with piercings in their gills… using Hello Kitty earrings. *nods* Might seem a little overdone, but sometimes, an idea is so obvious, it just needs to be.
December 24th, 2009 on 4:40 pm
I love “hanging” with these guys myself.
Stealth bacon laser-sharks is possibly the most awesome idea ever. Now, if only there was a way to combine it with ninjas and/or pirates…
=)
December 26th, 2009 on 2:10 pm
Now we just need to give them the ability to breath air and to fly!!
December 26th, 2009 on 2:13 pm
Yes!
December 27th, 2009 on 3:37 pm
omg… This has to be the best comic ever! :D and well, since noone seems to have uttered it yet; “For SCIENCE!”
December 27th, 2009 on 9:37 pm
For SCIENCE! Call me a copycat,but i`m not,i was actually thinking o` that when i read it. And right now,screw the comments man,APK,i`m just bloody glad you write these comics and keep all of us amused man.
December 28th, 2009 on 1:26 am
Time to use my most awesome buzz kill weapons! Sharks covered with bacon will eat each other. Bacon and lasers yes sharks no.
December 28th, 2009 on 4:38 pm
DFJ: SCIENCE!
Jonathoan: Thanks man!
Wolfsblood: That’s why you train them not to do that, silly.
December 28th, 2009 on 10:07 pm
Feels vaguely like Hitchhikers…
“And the mice briefly explained the sole reason humanity existed, which was nothing more than the invention of the stealth bacon laser-sharks. Not particularly useful and awful at cooking bacon.”
Or something… hehehe
December 29th, 2009 on 4:34 pm
I’m taking a philosophy class next semester entitled, literally, “Why are we Here?”
I am so going to say it’s to create bacon-wrapped laser sharks.
December 29th, 2009 on 4:37 pm
Let us know how that works out for you!
December 30th, 2009 on 4:43 pm
You cant train sharks they kill they eat they crap sleep and procreate thats about it….
December 31st, 2009 on 9:49 am
No really. You can train sharks. They have brains, honest.
January 2nd, 2010 on 1:27 am
Do you know who hard that would be? I really don’t want to think about it…well actually there is one way. There is this fish that excretes a milky thick mucus like substance that makes it virtually imposable for a shark to eat it. If you cover the sharks with it they will still probably try to eat each other but they wont be able to close there mouths. They freak out swim in circles and make a general fool of themselves. They might even give up after a few months, sharks are stubborn.