And I…. will alwayssss… love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Why do we do this?
Agree to karaoke?
Yeah.
Because it is the awesome!
All right, yeah, it’s awesome.
Yeah, I dunno, I have to admit that before I hung out with you guys I never thought of it that way.
We were your first?
Yeah, not tonight though. You aren’t that drunk, are you ‘Tashi?
No, no, truth’s not tonight, but you had not before?
How do you go that long, in New York, without karaoke?
Because it seemed stupid! I mean there you are, in a crowd of strangers, making an utter ass out of yourself.
Yeah!
And you pay someone for the privilege!
Well you pay for the use of the equipment.
You can buy a machine for your home. You pay for the embarrassment.
He’s right. You’re right. But it’s a ton of fun!
Oh, I realize that now, but you have to understand what it looks like to outsiders.
Outsiders? Now you make it sound cultish.
Oh, it’s cultish.
The private rooms? Is this about the private rooms?
It is! Who wants to get a room all alone with some friends to do karaoke? Doesn’t it defeat the entire point? And it ends up feeling like pod people. Little pods of people.
Wait, how is that a cult?
They’re just stupid! And only a brainwashed, cultish mass of people would think they were awesome, ever!
Wow, over-reacting a bit there?
Maybe.
Truth’s. Still. Mark you need to sing.
Same rules?
Yeah! I won the coin toss I pick the song for you!
Oh man.
I just had to do Whitney Houston, Mark. Do not complain.
Point.
All right, Mark. Angel of the Morning.
Nooooooooo!
Yup!
Oh that is mean!
You know that song gets stuck in my head easily! And that I hate it!
Which is something you really never should have admitted.
Yeah. Fine. Damn it.
It could be worse.
It could. And it will be when I pick a song for Danny-boy over here.
Oh, really?
Don’t make this into a grudge match.
I’m just saying you might have some Nickleback in your future. Or Creed.
Uncool!
Who knows what the future holds!
Maaaan.
We should have brought the others. Mel, at least!
Not after last time.
What happened? I was not here?
Oh man, you weren’t here! No, Melina tried dancing on the bar!
But the bar is…
Glass. It cracked. Not too badly but…
Oh poor thing.
Poor Mel? Poor bar.
Well yeah, but also poor Mel. She had to pay for it. But she also got banned.
Oh no!
Oh yes.
We’ll find another karaoke bar. But for now, sir, you have a date. A date with an angel. One of the morning variety.
All right, all right! Keep your pants on!
Sing it, Mark!
Woohoo!
Just call me Angellllllll of the morninggggggg!
December 15th, 2009 on 10:26 am
I am so gonna get you for those earworms. This was so funny!
December 15th, 2009 on 11:32 am
wait,wait! How can someone NOT like Nickelback? Fine..some people might not,but Creed? Come on,creed is wholesome shit! Also? The funny is back,APK. The funny is back. Amen.
December 15th, 2009 on 11:37 am
Nickleback and Creed might be some of the worst bands I can think of in the last decade. Just sayin’.
December 15th, 2009 on 1:02 pm
“I just had to do Whiney Houston”, is that intentional or? :D That aside, Dan should have picked the “Ducktales” theme… If that doesn’t get stuck in your head for weeks, nothing will:P dammit! yup here it comes… “Ducktales, wohoo!”
December 15th, 2009 on 2:07 pm
“had to do” as in “had to sing” hahahaha not intentional, no.
And I don’t think most Karaoke bars have the Duck Tales theme… but they SHOULD.
December 15th, 2009 on 2:09 pm
I have to agree with Mr. APK.
Also, it seems to fit Daniel. He seems like the kinda guy who, while not descerning about many things, knows his music. Of at least, knows his rock and metal.
December 15th, 2009 on 6:57 pm
I know that of “beware of what you wish for, you might get it”, but I still want to sing at a karaoke The Cure’s “Lullaby”. Or Police’s “Every breath you take”, if I could do a convincing pathological jealousy imitation.
December 16th, 2009 on 8:14 am
APK: Hahaha, no sorry, I meant, it’s usually WhiTney Houston, not Whiney, unless you’re trying to convey some sort of message xD
December 16th, 2009 on 9:26 am
HAHAHA typo fixed.
December 19th, 2009 on 2:51 am
Also The Police’s “Can’t Stand Losing You.” Great high energy song, narrow vocal range. Well, for Sting.
I think Daniel just prides himself on not liking Creed or Nickelback (or has for so long) because they were popular in the ’90s, if not even for his personal music tastes.
January 5th, 2010 on 8:30 pm
i have to admit; karaoke is rather stupid and pointless. but as Mark said-’You can buy a machine for your home. You pay for the embarrassment.’ but it is funny watching people get up on stage half drunk and embarass themselves, but its also annoying to get a song stuck in your head as well!
January 5th, 2010 on 8:37 pm
Well I get songs stuck in my head all the time without karaoke, so…