Jake Have you noticed that movies and TV are reversing themselves?

Mel How so?

Jake More and more TV shows are going toward the British model where they’re basically telling one long story with an end.

Mel Didn’t they always?

Jake No, come on, you have Cheers, it told stories, sure, but it ended when it had to, not a planned story arc ending.

Happy Mel Oh, right I gotcha, sure.

Jake but not more and more shows like Lost or Battlestar Galactica…

Mel they’re coming to a direct end.

Jake Right!

Happy Mel All right, but how are movies doing the reverse?

Jake They want to make franchises, and especially out of old TV shows that never had endpoints.

Happy Mel That’s just… wow… that’s… huh.

Happy Jake Right?

Mel That’s sort of freaky. I hadn’t noticed it before. So movies want to be TV and TV wants to be movies?

Jake I don’t know that it’s on purpose, but it sure looks funny. doesn’t it?

Happy Mel Yeah! And hey remember when a good movie would become a TV show and now it’s the other way around?

Jake Oh hey, yeah! A lot of those were animated, weren’t they?

Mel A fair share, I guess, but even so! Is it me or is that majorly shifting, too?

Jake I don’t think it’s you.

Happy Mel This is almost spooky.

Jake Uhm?

Happy Mel It’s like a Twilight Zone episode.

Jake A TV show that had a movie once!

Happy Mel Yes, but come on. TV and movies, switching places. What’s next? Your books and magazines! And then… then they’ll come for youuuuuuuu!

Happy Jake I’m not sure how they’ll come for people.

Happy Mel Babies! Babies and adults switching places!

Happy Jake So your ultimate horror ending is Freaky Friday?

Happy Mel Oh god!

Happy Jake Yeah. Horrible.

Happy Mel Oh my god it’s full of Jodie Foster!

Jake And we’re done.

Sad Mel What?

Jake Merging a 2001 reference with a Freaky Friday reference? That’s a field penalty.

Sad Mel Is not!

Happy Jake Should be!

Happy Mel But it isn’t!

Happy Jake Should be!

Mel Hmph. You’re just sorry you couldn’t think of it first.

Happy Jake I was going for one of the remakes, I was gonna whip out Fred Savage.

Happy Mel Then you would invoke the Power Glove! Are you ready for that sort of thing, Jacob?

Happy Jake The world wasn’t ready then, and I don’t think I’m ready now.

Mel Then you’ll take your Jodie Foster and you’ll like it.

Jake Fair enough.

Mel Thank you.