I don’t believe you did that!
I didn’t mean it!
Oh man, the look on her face! How could you?
I didn’t mean it!
That poor, poor woman is going to be scarred for life!
All right, listen, I didn’t mean it!
How did it happen, then? Explain it to me so it makes some sort of sense.
That’s impossible, there’s no justification for it. None.
Listen you two. Knock it off. We were leaving the train station, right?
After successful bagel procurement.
For we are mighty.
Booyah!
Whatever, the point is I wasn’t paying attention. I just…
You almost ran that lady down.
By accident. And then I saw it in her arms.
It? You saw it? Not him, but it!
At the time I thought it, all right. So I was polite.
Really.
I was polite!
Where’d that get you?
Almost slapped. But it was an accident!
I mean, come on, Mark.
No, no, seriously. So I see her out of the corner of my eye and, yeah, almost run her down. But then I saw it in her arms and so I apologized.
I’m sorry ma’am! Oh, that’s a nice dog!
Yeah! Well it looked like a nice little dog in her arms!
When it fact it was her child.
You called her baby a dog! You said her child looked like a dog!
I didn’t say that!
Mark, when you called the child a dog, you did imply that you thought the child looked like a dog.
Well, I thought it was a dog at first!
So you admit you thought the child looked like a dog!
Maybe a little, from behind. I didn’t mean it!
I wasn’t sure if she was going to smack you or cry.
She had both arms full of dogbaby, she couldn’t smack him!
Oh, god, dogbaby!
I didn’t mean it!
Dogbaby!
Dogbaby!
I apologized to her!
And way to go on that. I’m sorry ma’am, I thought your kid was… uhhhh…
All right, I might’ve found a better way to word that. I can’t help it if her dogbaby confused me.
Dogbaby!
Dogbaby!
December 3rd, 2009 on 12:55 pm
First comment!
Also,so wrong..so frecken wrong..but so hilarious!
December 3rd, 2009 on 12:57 pm
Really? “First”? Here?
And you know, mistakes happen!
December 3rd, 2009 on 5:46 pm
Third. ;)
December 4th, 2009 on 1:59 am
Dogbaby! my new favorite thing to randomly shout out at random intervals! =D Randome sorry had to get another one in there fourth! XD i like to play along.
December 4th, 2009 on 2:18 pm
I can’t help but wonder how many of these are based on personal experience…
December 4th, 2009 on 2:19 pm
I won’t tell.
December 4th, 2009 on 8:43 pm
That’s so awkward… I would have loved to see that IRL xD
December 5th, 2009 on 4:35 am
and….this is the part where you get really red in the face, apologize multiple times, and walk away quickly as you can withOUT causing a scene. btw, long time reader, first time commenter. keep up the good work!
December 5th, 2009 on 10:38 am
Thanks, man! And yeah, it’s where that should happen, but haven’t we all been caught with our brains down?