Episode 81 – For science!
For science!
I don’t know if you can do that, Sven.
Do what?
Just do… anything and claim it is for science in order to make it all right.
Why not?
Well I am sure there is more to reasonings, to causes, than simply them being done for science.
Not really, no.
Truth’s now, Sven.
Well! Say I wish to combine various chemicals in order to observe and discover the resulting chemical mixture’s property. That would be done for science, wouldn’t it?
I suppose so, yes.
And so, I drink a Negroni. For science!
That does look tasty. What’s in it?
Ahhh, I see the science has you interested as well. It’s gin, campari and sweet vermouth. But my point remains. Science justifies all things.
You mean you can use it as an excuse to do anything.
I just said so, didn’t I?
That time you turned your hair blue, by accident?
For science!
The girlfriend that left you after her eyebrows fell off, thanks to something you left in your fridge?
That container was there for science. Literally. I mean it was labeled and everything. I was getting paid to produce that stuff. So, yeah, that was for science.
Oh.
See? So much of life is because of science that I feel we should be able to also give credit to…
Place blame on…
…Give credit to science for the little things as well.
I suppose.
Besides it is terribly fun to say. No matter what happens or how bad a plan is? Shout that it is for science and everything seems better.
Yes.
So you should join me.
I am not doing anything ill-advised, Sven.
Have a few negronis with me.
For science?
For science!
erik
November 17, 2009
7:05 am
For glory. For freedom. For SCIENCE! This will be my new battlecry/life motto/t-shirt.
Niha
November 17, 2009
8:07 am
Sven is not the only one who does things… For science!
By the way, Erik, if I happened to be a bad person, I would go to Threadless (http://typetees.threadless.com/score) and submit that slogan myself. But, of course, that is the kind of thing science can’t justify
Devilflamejr
November 17, 2009
8:58 am
For science! That¨s kinda like “+ bacon!”, it makes everything sound less bad too:D “tax bills… plus bacon!” see?
APK
November 17, 2009
2:32 pm
Hmmm so… SCIENCE, FOR BACON would be the pinnacle?
Takaal
November 18, 2009
9:08 am
Yep – they’ve got bills & bacon covered. Science, for BACON!
Devilflamejr
November 18, 2009
12:37 pm
APK: Gotta make that a common phrase:D
Takaal: mmmvelopes… that’s awesome!
Erik
November 18, 2009
6:49 pm
Bacon and Science, now there’s a concept…
Wolfsblood99
November 25, 2009
12:32 am
Now when ever I do something ill-advised or just plain stupid I shall shout “For Since!” in defiance to the world of rational thought! =D
Jonathan
December 3, 2009
12:38 pm
*fixes wolf`s typo* *For Science!
P.s. Just wrote down Erik`s battle cry on my hand.So abusing it.