Sven For science!

Tashi I don’t know if you can do that, Sven.

Sven Do what?

Tashi Just do… anything and claim it is for science in order to make it all right.

Sven Why not?

Happy Tashi Well I am sure there is more to reasonings, to causes, than simply them being done for science.

Happy Sven Not really, no.

Tashi Truth’s now, Sven.

Sven Well! Say I wish to combine various chemicals in order to observe and discover the resulting chemical mixture’s property. That would be done for science, wouldn’t it?

Tashi I suppose so, yes.

Happy Sven And so, I drink a Negroni. For science!

Happy Tashi That does look tasty. What’s in it?

Happy Sven Ahhh, I see the science has you interested as well. It’s gin, campari and sweet vermouth. But my point remains. Science justifies all things.

Tashi You mean you can use it as an excuse to do anything.

Happy Sven I just said so, didn’t I?

Happy Tashi That time you turned your hair blue, by accident?

Happy Sven For science!

Happy Tashi The girlfriend that left you after her eyebrows fell off, thanks to something you left in your fridge?

Angry Sven That container was there for science. Literally. I mean it was labeled and everything. I was getting paid to produce that stuff. So, yeah, that was for science.

Tashi Oh.

Sven See? So much of life is because of science that I feel we should be able to also give credit to…

Tashi Place blame on…

Happy Sven …Give credit to science for the little things as well.

Tashi I suppose.

Sven Besides it is terribly fun to say. No matter what happens or how bad a plan is? Shout that it is for science and everything seems better.

Tashi Yes.

Happy Sven So you should join me.

Happy Tashi I am not doing anything ill-advised, Sven.

Sven Have a few negronis with me.

Happy Tashi For science?

Sven For science!