I may have just won.
What did you win? What were we playing? I don’t remember playing a game, man. Shit, did I lose?
No, no, it’s all good. I just think I won.
And what did you win, then?
Strange date of the year.
That’s a pretty high bar to set, my friend.
Of the year? You want to make that claim?
Let me explain.
Please do! But wait.
Hmm?
Mommy needs to fortify, before hand.
Mommy, can you secure us, uhm, fortification as well?
Only if you never call me Mommy again.
Deal!
So how’re you and Mel doing?
Hey.
What?
We agreed to not discuss it, didn’t we? So you wouldn’t feel odd about me and her and…
Jake. You’re both my friends and I needed time to get over myself. So I’m asking, as a friend, seriously. How are you two?
Relationship-wise? We’re all right. I don’t know. It’s good?
You sound unsure.
I am unsure! We don’t tend to discuss it. We just enjoy time with each other. It really isn’t that different from before we were seeing other. Just, sometimes…
Right.
But thanks for asking, man, seriously.
Sorry it took a while.
What took a while?
You getting back here with drinks.
Shush, dear boy, or you will not get yours.
So all right, the date!
Yes!
So I’ve been sort of seeing this woman for a few weeks. Nothing too serious. We’ve gone out a few times.
How many?
Last night was our fourth date.
So you’re sleeping with her already?
‘Tashi! Not everyone counts the dates and…
Naw, we missed the three date rule so this was going to be the night.
Or maybe everyone else does count. I give up.
Good plan.
So we go out to dinner, everything is fine.
So the… whatever… happened after?
Yes, once we got back to my place.
Oh this will be good.
So we’re at my place and things are moving toward the bedroom and… you know how it was really cold last night?
Like tits for witches.
I don’t think that’s quite the saying, but yeah. It was awful out.
So my hands were cold. And when I first touched her bare back she yelped and shivered. So I apologized. And…
Silly boy. Warm hands first.
No, see, that was it. She said she kind of liked the cold skin. And then asked me to just lay there.
Just lay there?
Right! So I thought about it and asked her if she was a goth maybe. Because it was a bit strange. The cold and the laying there.
If she was goth you would have known.
Not always. Camo-goths, Natasha.
What’s a camo-goth?
I told Daniel about them. They’re goths who are afraid to be all goth-tastic in public, yes? So they, truth’s, dress as if they were not goths to fit in and hide. They consider it a game.
I hate people.
Anyway she was not a camo-goth but she admitted, and here is where I win, that she was necro-curious.
No! She did no such thing!
No way!
Yes! Totally yes way! She said she was necro-curious!
As if bi-curious but…
For dead people!
What the…
I know! So she’s confessing this to me and I’m trying to work out if this is a deal breaker for me. Her being necro-curious.
And is it?
I still don’t know! I mean I want to say yes but really, who am I to judge. So long as she doesn’t go cheating on me with a cadaver, I guess it’s cool?
To the touch!
Jerk. But yes.
So now you will ice down before sex for her sometimes? Lay very still and quiet?
I don’t know! We didn’t discuss… I mean I guess not, or maybe? But I totally win strange date of the year!
I’m sorry but you don’t.
What? My girlfriend admitted to being necro-curious! How can that lose?!
Sven’s date? With the girl who tried to cut off his toe and eat it as a symbol of her love?
I don’t know…
Oh they are both so wonderful! I think Sven has lost however.
You think? I don’t know. I really don’t.
I’ll take a tie for first.
Done!
Easily done!
Hooray!
Now drink up. And take the ice home with you.
November 10th, 2009 on 10:02 am
2 minor heads upses:
1. “I told Daniel about them. Their They’re goths who are afraid”
2. You didn’t cut this entry, so the LJ feed brought the whole entry over.
Don’t know if the latter is anything fixable (I think that once the feed grabs an entry it doesn’t go back and re-grab?) but thought you might wanna know. :)
November 10th, 2009 on 10:03 am
Errr… meant to strike the first ‘their’ in Tashi’s response. I haven’t had coffee yet. :P
November 10th, 2009 on 10:49 am
Fixed and fixed, and the specific way I bring these to LJ lets me fix that, thankfully. I also fixed the “90% of the strip is in bold” issue. *sigh* I messed this one up a few different ways. Sorry about that!
November 10th, 2009 on 10:55 am
Ewww. Funny, but ewww.
Necro-curious. No matter how strange my day is, you just have to make it stranger…
November 10th, 2009 on 10:55 am
I will admit a friend of mine said the phrase “necro-curious” to which I replied “Oh my god I am stealing that!”
November 10th, 2009 on 11:02 am
Now it’s just a matter of time until the inevitable LJ necro-curious groups start appearing.
November 10th, 2009 on 11:07 am
They have to exist already.
November 10th, 2009 on 11:10 am
I arrived late, after the fixes.
Camo-goth. This is very interesting. Yeah, all that and this is my take away.
Is it bad that the toe got me worse than the necro?
November 10th, 2009 on 11:11 am
Why would it be bad? Something for everyone I always say!
November 10th, 2009 on 4:28 pm
Rife with one-liners, each better than the last. “I hate people” is a personal favorite.
November 10th, 2009 on 4:29 pm
HAhah thanks!
November 12th, 2009 on 2:57 pm
The toe thing got me [i]way[/i] worse than the necro. I do have very strange relatives, which is probably why someone being necro-curious doesn’t strike me as very odd.
November 12th, 2009 on 2:58 pm
K
November 25th, 2009 on 12:22 am
Omg…none of that struck me as very odd…I’m a freak!!! A freak who has seen way to much internet porn!!!! XO
December 3rd, 2009 on 12:32 pm
..wolfsblood99 is officially the strangest person here.Yes.he wins.
December 5th, 2009 on 3:23 pm
And i will defend my new title to the death! Bring it!!