Tashi I have been considering my options.

Dan Options for what?

Tashi For going forward.

Dan All right, some sort of detail will be needed at some point, here, Natasha.

Tashi Yes, well, I suppose you are correct.

Dan Thank you.

Tashi You’re quite welcome.

Dan And so?

Tashi Oh, yes. My maid service. I have been considering selling it off to someone.

Dan Why? Wait, you have a maid service? I could have been paying you to clean my kitchen?

Happy Tashi Silly boy, I do not do the cleaning myself, no I run a maid service.

Dan I could have been getting a friend discount in having my kitchen cleaned?

Tashi I sense that perhaps your kitchen needs cleaning.

Dan I’ve been waiting to hire a maid.

Tashi Truth’s?

Dan No, but it sounds better than just being lazy, doesn’t it?

Tashi It does.

Dan Thank you. But why are you thinking of selling off the maid service?

Tashi It is too much work. I have to manage schedules and pick the girls and supervise and…

Dan It’s too much work managing? What would you do instead?

Tashi My actual job. The service isn’t big enough to support me, but it is big enough that I can’t run it and have my normal job.

Dan Ahh, the true problem at last.

Tashi Yes.

Dan I say make the leap.

Tashi In this economy? Do you know how few people pay for maids now? And it won’t get better, no.

Dan Then don’t make the leap.

Tashi But I do love running my own business.

Dan Then… well, is there a third option?

Tashi Sell it and take the money?

Dan But then you can’t run your own business.

Tashi True.

Dan So that’s really just one of the other two, isn’t it?

Sad Tashi I suppose so.

Dan So then what’s left?

Tashi I guess I’ll stick with it longer and see, and if nothing really changes sell it off in a few months?

Happy Dan Isn’t that really just putting off the problem for a while?

Happy Tashi Do not shatter, do you see my bubble here? Of laughter and joy? You are popping it. Pop! It is gone now.

Happy Dan Sorry.

Tashi No you aren’t.

Dan I just think it would be better to deal with it now instead of putting it off until later.

Tashi And I think it would be better to not have to decide. But we can’t all get what we want Daniel.

Dan But we get what we need?

Tashi That is only true in rock songs.

Dan Well, that’s a downer.

Tashi Sorry.

Dan So what are you going to do?

Tashi I don’t know yet.

Dan Yeah, ok, but what are you going to do?

Angry Tashi I don’t know!

Dan Right, but what do you think you’re going to do?

Angry Tashi Leap across this table and strangle you?

Happy Dan Then you would need to clean up the mess! So making the leap it is.

Tashi I don’t even know what to say to you.

Dan Yeah, me either.

Tashi All right. So, can we order food then? And not just talk about this?

Dan We can try.

Tashi It is going to be one of those nights?

Happy Dan It so is.