I’m gonna start a band!
You play an instrument?
Not so much, no.
And you can’t sing…
I can sing!
No, you can’t. I mean… no.
Hmph!
So what will you be doing for this band?
Forming it. Running it.
I … see… I think.
I have a name and a concept. I think with something this golden I can get people to join up and we can produce all sorts of hits and I can be like … the brain behind the band!
What’s the band name?
Recursive Loop of Silly!
A techno band?
Uh-huh!
And what will make it special? I mean there are a lot of techno bands out there. Oontz Oontz Oontz and the Mahi-Mahi being a huge one…
Our backbeats will all be the sounds of a clown’s laughter.
What? No!
Yeah!
That might be the single most horrific thing I’ve ever heard of.
It’d be the awesomest of awesome things.
It’s be like the Joker crawled up inside my kidneys and drank a fifth of scotch.
That’d be awesome! We can name the first release “Music For Mista J” or something.
Seriously though. Clown laughter as a percussive beat? That’s really creepy.
Mmmm. Maybe everything can be auto-tuned clown laughter noises. And then put together like a big puzzle.
A big puzzle of awful.
You have no vision.
I have vision!
Not if you don’t see Recursive Loop of Silly being a hit!
All right then I don’t have vision.
You need to be more like Geordi.
Who’s … oh … hey!
You’d look good with a hair comb over your face.
I don’t think that I…
I have a banana clip right here!
Get away from me, crazy woman!
You could be our first groupie!
Groupie: The Next Generation?
Later we’ll teach a robot how to feel, if you know what I mean.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
October 22nd, 2009 on 1:45 pm
Bahaha! Seriously though. That clown-beat idea would be fucking terrifying. I would totally buy that CD. Or like, steal one of the songs.
October 22nd, 2009 on 1:47 pm
I kinda wanna do it now, just to see.
October 23rd, 2009 on 6:06 am
Tell me, and please be honest, are you the lovechild of Lex Luthor and The Joker? Creating such music could possibly be the most evil thing ever done by a human being. Just saying… =)
It would probably become a huge hit though… hehe.
October 23rd, 2009 on 9:20 am
I am not a supervillian!
October 23rd, 2009 on 9:54 am
Not clown’s laughter. NOOOOOOO!
October 23rd, 2009 on 9:56 am
Oh yes…
October 24th, 2009 on 10:24 am
awful awful idea! But it’d be a smashing hit xD
October 24th, 2009 on 10:28 am
I really hope to never hear it.
November 3rd, 2009 on 4:41 am
I really hope you make this project happen and sell the cds. If nothing else, it would make perfect music for frightening or weirding out your friends.
November 3rd, 2009 on 11:09 am
I really won’t be making this CD. Yikes.
November 24th, 2009 on 3:47 pm
I’d do it if I could but I cant so I wont. =D
December 3rd, 2009 on 12:15 pm
..if such a song hits youtube,i have no blame for it.I am in no way responsible.I`m sure the mysterious creator of said song will give our esteemed writer due credit though.
December 3rd, 2009 on 12:16 pm
Hopefully they would also link to it here so we could find it.