Sven Did you see that?

Dan No, what?

Mark I saw nothing.

Sven This guy just walked by wearing a… Mark what are you doing?

Mark Hmmm?

Happy Dan Mark?

Mark What?

Happy Dan You have a cup on your head.

Mark Yes. So?

Happy Sven Why do you have a cup on your head, Mark?

Mark Do I need to explain myself to either of you? I don’t think that I do.

Sven No, really, why?

Mark Because I can?

Dan Did you take a posture class recently?

Mark No. I mean… No.

Happy Sven So you did?

Mark Nope.

Dan Watch something with a posture class in it?

Mark Maybe.

Happy Sven and now you feel the need to prove you can do anything those Victorian girls can do?

Happy Mark Hey why not? And don’t make me laugh, I’ll drop the cup.

Dan The cup of cof… is that an empty cup at least?

Mark It is not, but it is keeping my head quite warm.

Sven Why isn’t anyone stopping this?

Dan Like who? The waitresses don’t care if Mark drops coffee on himself.

Sven But he’ll break the cup.

Dan Hmmm all right why isn’t anyone trying to stop this?

Happy Sven Exactly!

Mark Maybe it’s because they know I won’t drop the cup.

Sven No. Not at all. No.

Mark Ya don’t think?

Dan I gotta side with Sven. Not in the least.

Mark Well they should know it, because I am awesome.

Sven And how long are you going to do this for?

Mark I dunno.

Happy Dan Until you want a sip of coffee, maybe?

Happy Mark Oh, good call!

Sven So now we wait until Mark is either scalded or thirsty?

Dan I suppose. I am tempted to help fate along though…

Angry Mark Don’t you dare!

Happy Sven Watch out, Mark, don’t get upset, the cup jiggles when you do.

Mark Right. I am the calm center of the perfectly balanced universe.

Happy Sven Just don’t say that you’re…

Mark I am a leaf on the wind.

Happy Sven You know what happened to the last guy who said that!

Mark Yeah but I like tempting fate, and Joss Whedon.

Happy Dan This can’t end well.

Sven Nope.

Mark Thirsty now.

Sven Wait the cup didn’t fall?

Happy Dan Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

Mark Nope. Sorry guys. Anyway, you were saying Sven?

Sven Huh?

Happy Mark The guy who walked by?

Sven Oh, he… I forget.

Mark You two are far too easily impressed.

Dan That may be, my friend…

Happy Mark It is.

Happy Dan That may be, my friend! That. May. Be. But at least we didn’t sit like fools with a cup on our heads.

Happy Mark Jealous much?

Happy Dan I so would’ve dropped it.

Sven I wouldn’t have.

Mark No?

Happy Sven No. Though I don’t feel the need to ever prove that to you.

Happy Mark Ahhh, I see. So you would’ve dropped it.

Happy Sven Totally.