Well, damn.

‘Sup?

Eric broke up with me.

Oh no! What happened?

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Here ya go.

Woo! About time you got back with drinks.

Sorry. Did you know at the back of the bar there’s this guy… who’s spouting off about how Sesame Street is promoting a pro-terrorist agenda?

What?

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I’m gonna start a band!

You play an instrument?

Not so much, no.

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Goat Lady hasn’t been around.

Goat Lady?

I never told you about Goat Lady?

You have not, no. But just from the name I assume she takes the power of mountain goats and fights evil.

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This is why I don’t go to the movies anymore.

Hmm?

I hate this crap. I hate it. It drives me nuts.

It’s a Sprite ad…

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Did you see that?

No, what?

I saw nothing.

This guy just walked by wearing a… Mark what are you doing?

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Is it me or is it getting late?

It isn’t you.

So it’s getting late?

There were only two choices, right?

Fair enough.

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Last night I broke my TV.

You mean your TV broke?

No, I mean yes, it did, but it was my fault, truth’s.

How did you break your TV?

With a shoe.

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