If I wanted to deal with this much constant rain I would have moved to Portland.
Portland gets a lot of rain?
Tons! It is known for it.
I thought it was…
Portland, Oregon.
Oh, not Portland, Maine.
Not Portland, Maine at all.
Because I thought you were referring to Portland, Main, not Portland, Oregon.
I understand that now, yes.
Because when I thought you meant Portland, Maine and not Portland, Oregon I was, understandably, confused at the idea of a high annual rainfall.
Daniel, dearling, the amount of damn I could ever possibly give about this misunderstanding was long ago surpassed. I would rather it rain, in fact, than you continue.
Well, all right then. I do agree though.
You don’t care about what you were saying either?
No, that there has been far too much rain.
I am so sick of the dampness. Nothing dries right anymore. The paint screams. The walls shriek the…
Are we are in some bad Rob Zombie movie remake?
Perhaps! It feels like it.
The Moist.
Ugh. I hate that word.
Everyone hates that word. Moist has to be in the top ten English words everyone hates.
It just sounds so…
Moist?
Yes!
Still, it has to stop raining sometime.
Why? Why must it stop sometime? Again I think of Portland. Oregon. Or London, or any other rainy climate. Perhaps this is it for us now. A rainy climate in New York. It is the end. Nothing to be done.
Depressing much?
I did not want only one hot weekend of summeration! I wished for many beach trips and bright sparkly days. Instead, we get this.
Portland, Oregon.
Portland, Oregon.
Maybe you could use a real sun lamp?
A what?
You know, it’s one of those lamps that gives you, like, full spectrum light. Supposed to help with seasonal defective disorder.
Please tell me you mean seasonal affective disorder.
Yeah, that’s what I said.
No you said defective not affective. Anyway, I do not think this is what it is.
No?
No, I think I simply have been gypped. That simple.
And you think that Portland, Oregon has stolen your weather?
It has been unseasonably warm there. Sunny though, I can not confirm.
If you stole better weather would you confirm it for strangers?
Good point.
So what are you going to do about it?
Not much. I can’t invade them, or demand weather back. I think the best I can do is glower from afar.
Want company?
And an umbrella.
September 1st, 2009 on 1:45 am
“The Moist” starring Aaron Eckhart, Samuel L. Jackson and Winona Ryder.
-elf-
September 1st, 2009 on 9:24 am
Hahahaha! I’d … sadly … see it.
September 1st, 2009 on 12:20 pm
It actually has been unseasonably hot and dry in the Sierras (you know, Seattle, Portland). So yes, Oregon stole your weather.
Little known fact: east of the mountains in Washington, Oregon, and BC, it’s dry as hell.
September 1st, 2009 on 12:29 pm
I think I *have* seen that. Only they were celebrity impersonators. And Winona was played by a 15-year-old boy.
September 1st, 2009 on 1:04 pm
Thebes: Well Oregon shouldn’t steal.
Laszlo: She isn’t a 15 yr old boy?
September 1st, 2009 on 1:36 pm
INVADE OREGON! (Isn’t that where the sparkly vampires are based? We’d be doing the world a service…)
September 1st, 2009 on 1:37 pm
Dude, I tried that once. Got dysentry.
September 2nd, 2009 on 9:13 am
I moved to Portland, OR 5 months ago from Phoenix, AZ. I was trying to get away from the hot, dry weather to live where it rains 300 days of the year. I think Portland didn’t steal weather from New York. I think the weather here was actually a stow away from Phoenix.
Side note: I would love it if New York could steal the weather we’re having here in exchange for more rain and cold.
Other side note: @Takaal… please don’t invade.. just send Buffy and Van Helsing. Hopefully that should wipe out the taint of twinkling vampires.
September 2nd, 2009 on 11:01 am
What’s wrong with moist? I like it, moist moist moist:D That aside, I’m not sure I like Dan. I think he’s funny in the comic, but I’m not sure I’d like actually talking to him, he’s kind of annoying:P
September 2nd, 2009 on 11:03 am
Drealien: It’s weather stealing MADNESS!
DFJ: *grin* Isn’t everyone, though?
September 2nd, 2009 on 11:06 am
yah, I guess… Friends are those who can stand being around you xD
September 2nd, 2009 on 11:07 am
Yeah, totally.
September 2nd, 2009 on 12:52 pm
@Takaal: That’s here in Washington, sadly. It’s not our fault, though.
October 15th, 2009 on 6:04 pm
Damnit,nooo… i have officially developed a slight dislike for Dan..
November 24th, 2009 on 2:10 pm
Dre: honestly I don’t think Buffy and Van could take the sparkly ones. They don’t tend to monolog and they move faster then the vampire those guys fight. Oh and they can easily shove there hands through granite boulders. I wouldn’t screw with them.
December 19th, 2009 on 12:36 am
Umm, Wolf.. I haven’t watched much Buffy, but I did see her take a vampire’s head off by tossing a cymbal like a frisbee.
But Helsing, from what I remember, was a religious zealot, and as the Twilight vampires don’t seem to be of that origin, his methods would be impractical.